Just for laughs!

[tontiswife]

In a classroom:

teacher: Okay class, here are the results of your exams.
: Aaron got a grade of 98%

Aaron: See? Can you do that? I haven't even studied! You know what you should do? you should just all go home and stay there! You're only wasting your time and your parents' money in coming here. So, go home everyone...

teacher: the rest, you all got a 100%

 

[tontiswife]

HERE's ANOTHER ONe

One day, a boy went to a local mom&pop store to but something.

Boy:Excuse me, do you have grapes available?

Lady storekeeper: Nope, we don't sell grapes.

The following morning, the boy went to the same store and asked the lady.

Boy: Do you have grapes available?
Lady: i told you, we don't sell grapes, if you come back here asking the same thing, I'd staple your mouth!

The following day, the boy went to the same store asking the same lady:

Boy: Good day! Do you have staplers around here?

Lady: No, we don't have.

Boy: Good. Do you sell grapes?!

 

[H2Row]

Boy: Good day! Do you have staplers around here?

Lady: No, we don't have.

Boy: Good. Do you sell grapes?!

Clever!

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Hahaha!!!

 

[TigerLily5]

Those are cute. I heard the last one before, but it was a little different.