Not mine. Just one I've always remembered.
A little girl named Molly went up to the front of the class to tell a Bible story. She had been given an assignment to pick some story to tell, and chose the story of Jonah and the whale. After she was finished, her teacher came to the front of the room and started questioning her. He made fun of her, telling her that such a preposterous story couldn't possibly be true. We pick up the dialogue at this point:
Teacher: "Molly, this story is make-believe. No one could be inside a whales stomach for three days and still be alive"
Molly: "Well, the Bible says it's so, so it must be real."
Teacher: "How can that be? With all the stomach juices in there churning around, and no air. Can you explain that?"
Molly: "No sir. I guess I'll just have to ask Jonah about it when I see him in heaven."
Teacher: "And what if Jonah isn't in heaven?"
Molly: "Then you can ask him!"
A little girl named Molly went up to the front of the class to tell a Bible story. She had been given an assignment to pick some story to tell, and chose the story of Jonah and the whale. After she was finished, her teacher came to the front of the room and started questioning her. He made fun of her, telling her that such a preposterous story couldn't possibly be true. We pick up the dialogue at this point:
Teacher: "Molly, this story is make-believe. No one could be inside a whales stomach for three days and still be alive"
Molly: "Well, the Bible says it's so, so it must be real."
Teacher: "How can that be? With all the stomach juices in there churning around, and no air. Can you explain that?"
Molly: "No sir. I guess I'll just have to ask Jonah about it when I see him in heaven."
Teacher: "And what if Jonah isn't in heaven?"
Molly: "Then you can ask him!"
