Jokies!

[Martin Raccon]

Got sum funny jokes, made by you or not? Put 'em here, in the teenz section

A blonde had a car but no gas, so she sold the car and with the money she got she bought gas.

How do you keep a fatty nervous? Tell him a new grocery's openin 2moro

How ye keep an anemic nervous? Tell him he got cut and is bleeding ugly XD

How do yo keep a tram nervous? Ask it to pull over xD

What's the dumbest thing? To fall deep in thought and break your leg.

What's the most painful tihng? To jump off a lego BLOCK XD

What's the fastest speed? The speed that a old lady gets after you push her down stairs.

What's the most immature thing? To spit a lady between the eyes and ask her why she's crying.


<more soon, I must go sumwhere>

 

[meowmix]

There was a blonde, A Brunette, And a red-head.
They Climbed up to a water slide and the man their said "When you go down, Make a wish, And it will come true!"
So the Brunette went first and she said " I wish for gold!" And she fell in a pool of gold.
The red-head went next and said "I wish for Diamonds!" and fell in a pool of diamonds.
The blonde went next, But tripped and fell down the slide saying "OH CRAP!" And she fell in a pool of crap.

 

[free_to_be_me]

It was Jim's first time jumping out of a plane. He was very nervous. He checked his parachute thirty times or so to make sure it was in working order, and then he jumped out. He falls for a while, and then pulls the first cord on his parachute. Nothing happens. Then he pulls the backup cord. Nothing happens. He starts to freak out and doesn't know what to do. Suddenly, he sees another man flying up towards him. "Excuse me!" yells Jim. "Do you know anything about parachutes?" "No!" replies the other man. "Do you know anything about gas grills?"

 

[Martin Raccon]

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
First Blonde:

"I can't seem to get this door unlocked!​

Second Blonde:

Well you better hurry up. It's starting to rain and the top is down!


and


A blonde missed bus 66, and took buss 33 twice


Did you ever head about the blonde who shoot a bullet in the air? no, because she missed
​

 

[HarborOrange]

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?



A girl scout that got hit by a car.

 

[meowmix]

Poor girl scout..

 

[Martin Raccon]

 

[AliasLess]

Guy walks into a bar, and sees a giraffe on the floor.
He goes up to the bar and calls the bartender over.
"Hey, why's that lying there?"
Bartender goes:
"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

 

[meowmix]

But it is a lion!

Three blonde friends died together in a car wreck. They found themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter heaven, they had to tell him what Easter was about.
The first blonde said, "Easter is a big holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in."
The second blonde said, "Easter is the holiday that we celebrate Jesus' being born of the virgin and give gifts to each other."
"Nooooo," said St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."
The third blonde said, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with His disciples, He was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified Him on a cross. After He died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."
"Very good!" said St. Peter.
The blonde continued. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If He sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of Winter."
St. Peter fainted!

 

[frogan11]

ha i like that one

a bernet a redhead and a blonde walk into a forest then jesus apears with a flight of 100 stairs then jesus says "ok at each step an angel will tell you a joke if you can make it up all 100 stars without laughing you will go to heaven if you laugh you go to h-e-l-l". the bernet went and laughed at the 10 stair. the redhead went and laughed at the 25 stair. the blonde went and made it to the 99 stair then laughed. in h-e-l-l and the bernet and the redhead asked "why did you laugh you were so close." she replied "i finally got the first joke it was to get to the other side HAHA get it?"

 

[abbiestract]

this is a funny thread! im not good with jokes

 

[frogan11]

lol thats a funny joke!! oh wait

 

[abbiestract]

facepalm

 

[frogan11]

bwhahahahahahahaha

 

[meowmix]

Knock Knock!

 

[frogan11]

whos there???

 

[meowmix]

Orange!

 

[frogan11]

orange who??

 

[meowmix]

I really don't know.. Just an orange.. I guess.

 

[frogan11]

hhahahahahahahahahahaha thats funny