This may have been told here before, But there`s no way I can check all of those. So, sorry if it`s old.
Adam was walking around one day kind of sad and bored. Then from the heavens came the voice of the Lord..
"Adam!"
Yes, Father?
"I see you are in despair. For this, I have a solution."
Adam now quite excited his misery is about to end asks, may I know what it is Father?
"Adam. I am going to create a being for you. This being will be there for you. This being will wake you every morning with a smile, send you on your way everyday happy, and be there with open arms and love when you return."
Adam is quite elated and asks what will this all cost me father?
"An arm and a leg my son"
Adam scratches his head for a moment, looks up to the heavens, and asks............What can I get for a rib?
See what happens trying to haggle with God?
Adam was walking around one day kind of sad and bored. Then from the heavens came the voice of the Lord..
"Adam!"
Yes, Father?
"I see you are in despair. For this, I have a solution."
Adam now quite excited his misery is about to end asks, may I know what it is Father?
"Adam. I am going to create a being for you. This being will be there for you. This being will wake you every morning with a smile, send you on your way everyday happy, and be there with open arms and love when you return."
Adam is quite elated and asks what will this all cost me father?
"An arm and a leg my son"
Adam scratches his head for a moment, looks up to the heavens, and asks............What can I get for a rib?
See what happens trying to haggle with God?
