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not a joke but a funny story. when i was corting my wife i wanted to impress her so much that i was goung to open her car door for her little did i know that i had forgotton to put the car in PARK. luckly she had a cool head and was able to mash the brakes
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Andy Broadley
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There are two signs on the wall, each side of the gates of heaven.
One sign say's "Stand here all those men who were henpecked by their wives on earth." There are 5000 men stood next to it.
The other sign say's "Stand here all the men who were not henpecked by their wives". There's one little fella stood there.
St Peter say's to him "Why are yopu stood there?"
The fells replies "Me wife told me to stand here"
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Mrs Riley is talking to Mrs Brown.
"I hear your husband died" Say's Mrs B, "what happened?"
"Well last Sunday he went out into the garden to pick a head of cabbage for lunch, and just keeled over dead", replied Mrs R.
"Dear Lord, that's terrible", said Mrs B, "whatever did you do?"
"What could I do?", answered Mrs Riley, "I had to open a can of peas"
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Why does it take 15 women with PMT to change a light bulb?
IT JUST DOES, OK!!!
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And finally, did you know that 'Mother in Law' is an anagram of 'Woman Hitler'?
One sign say's "Stand here all those men who were henpecked by their wives on earth." There are 5000 men stood next to it.
The other sign say's "Stand here all the men who were not henpecked by their wives". There's one little fella stood there.
St Peter say's to him "Why are yopu stood there?"
The fells replies "Me wife told me to stand here"
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Mrs Riley is talking to Mrs Brown.
"I hear your husband died" Say's Mrs B, "what happened?"
"Well last Sunday he went out into the garden to pick a head of cabbage for lunch, and just keeled over dead", replied Mrs R.
"Dear Lord, that's terrible", said Mrs B, "whatever did you do?"
"What could I do?", answered Mrs Riley, "I had to open a can of peas"
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Why does it take 15 women with PMT to change a light bulb?
IT JUST DOES, OK!!!
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And finally, did you know that 'Mother in Law' is an anagram of 'Woman Hitler'?
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heartnsoul
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Last night at our ice cream parlor, my husband and I were chatting with a customer. A middle-aged man said to me and my husband, "Women always wonder where are all the caring and sensitive men at?" My husband and I said, "Where?" He replied, "They're with their boyfriends!" 
(no offense to gays) I think this may have been a female bashing joke! Oh well...still got a chuckle or two out of it.
(no offense to gays) I think this may have been a female bashing joke! Oh well...still got a chuckle or two out of it.
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Ha, with their boyfriends...
The following one made the rounds aroud town several times before it got old. Even then it seemed to come around again every few years, but I haven't heard it for while. It goes something like this:
"Hey Charlie, ya know what that white stuff is all over the floor of the chicken coup?" "Eh, what?" "Chicken &*#@!"
The following one made the rounds aroud town several times before it got old. Even then it seemed to come around again every few years, but I haven't heard it for while. It goes something like this:
"Hey Charlie, ya know what that white stuff is all over the floor of the chicken coup?" "Eh, what?" "Chicken &*#@!"
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