As far as stories go, this deserves a dedication and I think people would be going 'To whom???' and its 2 special dedications but who are they, wait what does this story look like, shall we read it ...
The Disney spell strikes once again but this time it hits Vulcade. "That Agnetha, she really gets me out of things I dont want to do" Vulcade mutters and everyone sees he looks like Sykes from Oliver and Company. Agnetha sees it and stops. Big black mists form and suddenly you see QueenDraz is like Malificent.
"My pretties, hurt Agnetha" QueenDraz says and you dont see what shes talking to. A man walks out of the mists and you see his hair is blue and it looks like its in flames. "Well, well" they reply. "Well, well, what?" Nealae asks and she looks like the Evil Queen from Snow White. "Is this Pain and Panics doing?" the man wonders.
"No idea who they are" QueenDraz replies. "You lost them?" the man asks and gets into a rage. His flames of blue on his head become much more brighter. "We really mean to hurt Agnetha" Nealae says and stops. The man walks away and finds SteveNZ sipping on cola. "Pain, what are you doing?" the man asks. SteveNZ drops the cola.
"Hades or Armachae, we were having a break" SteveNZ says. Clifford walks up. "Fine, you both have to destroy QueenDraz's plan to hurt Agnetha" the man orders angrily. "A break consists of doing no chores" Clifford replies. "Pain and Panic. You are slowly getting on my nerves. Just do it. Have a big break once its dealt with, once those idiots dont hurt Belle or Agnetha" Armachae says. "Yes boss" Clifford replies.
"But can we have a small break?" SteveNZ asks. "No. Its my order or I shall send you both to the lake of dead souls" Armachae says. "Fine. I dont want to be in that place" SteveNZ says and puts down his cola. "Neither do I. Lets do this job" Clifford replies and both walk off. You look at QueenDraz and you see shes speaking to something in the mists.
A man walks out of the darkness and hes wearing a red cape and white feather hat. His black hair is quite curly. He is assisted by a man of some sorts. Quite tubby but he looks like hes Smee for some reason. "Smee, lets catch these crooks" the man says and you see hes someone you dont recognize. "Why sir? How do we catch the thieves who stole the treasure?" the other man asks.
"Treasure? Where?" Nealae wonders. "The treasure of a thousand dragons" the second man replies and you see his name is jacknife. You dont see the one with the hats name. "Agnetha stole it" Nealae says. The one who looks like Captain Hook looks at Nealae. "She didnt. Someone else did. Its our job to steal it back for Agnetha" the man replies. "Agreed with the captain" jacknife says.
"Really? Then Agnetha stole it from QueenDraz" Nealae says and stops. "QueenDraz? Which one is QueenDraz?" jacknife asks. "Tell me, where is QueenDraz?" the man replies. You see he looks like Captain Hook. "I cant reveal her exact location" Nealae says. "You cant. Well, if you cant, your mucking around with pirates" jacknife replies. "Pirates dont exist" Nealae says.
"Smee, Im tempted to say a pirates three magic words" the man who looks like Captain Hook says. You see his name is James Tiberius Kirk then. "Three magic words? What are they?" Nealae asks. James Tiberius Kirk sees Nealae fully and gets her. "You dont know what they are?" James Tiberius Kirk asks. "No. Im interested, what are they?" Nealae says.
"Well, I shall shout them at you soon" James Tiberius Kirk replies. No one sees something and suddenly Nealaes on a plank. Tins is there and she sees it. She then steps on the plank and its balancing a bit for Nealae. "Do it Captain Hook. I want to hear them" Agnetha says. Antillias there and she looks like a Human version of Rafiki. "It will happen in time Agnetha. But they are wise words for a idiot" Antillia replies.
"Fine, shout them to Agnetha" Nealae says. "Walk the plank" James Tiberius Kirk shouts. Nealae stops. Tin drags the foot and it moves the plank along. She makes sure it falls off the ship with her foot. "I shall get you for this Agnetha" Nealae screams getting plunged into water with sharks and crocodiles surrounding her.
"Not even Triton can help you now" Agnetha shouts and Nealae gets dragged down into the water by sharks. You see Mark_Antony and he looks like Triton. "Heres my rules of the sea. Idiots get drowned but good people get saved. Idiots are those that decide to muck around with Agnetha and The Romans. Simple rules that everyone in the sea agrees with" Mark_Antony says and smiles.
You see a image of QueenDraz and shes outside a closet that kinda looks like a coffin. Tigeress walks up with Drako and Dustlark and 5 more people. "Ahh, Tigeress. Your here. You brought the hammers and nails?" Armachae asks. "Yes, I brought them" Tigeress says. "Nail the coffin shut. I have more important matters to deal with" Armachae orders walking off.
You hear muffling from the coffin. "You cant escape, by order of Hades" Clifford says. SteveNZ sees it and walks off. Tigeress hears whos inside the coffin. A bit more muffling is heard. Tigeress gets it. "Guys lets fix the coffin" Tigeress replies and suddenly its down. Drako places a nail and they hammer it so its fixed.
Vulcade is inside it with QueenDraz then and the coffin suddenly gets carried by Drako, Dustlark, Ragnarok, 3LD343LO, Tigerheart, Trey14 and JimmyP to a secret location. "Right guys, get your shovels. We now pronouce the burying of 2 idiots, Sykes and Malificent. Now lets lower the coffin" Tigeress says.
Lilfeather walks up and so does MissRowy. Armachae and James Tiberius Kirk walk up with long ropes. They then wrap the coffin and lower the coffin into a deep hole. They toss in the ropes. Lilfeather then spits on the coffin.
"Thats for showing us bad guys we can be bad" Lilfeather replies. "Exactly. Why would we want to be bad? Wed rather be reformed bad guys" MissRowy says. "You see reformed bad guys get all the fun" James Tiberius Kirk replies. "And we get all the benefits on being good. To me, being good has much more advantages on being bad" Armachae remarks.
"Now lets bury them" Tigeress says. All 12 people help the burying and all 12 walk off. Theres no marker to signal whos in the coffin. A thousand years passes and KittyBelle stumbles upon an ancient gravesite. She then decides to unbury it and she does so. The coffin is made out of petrified wood and the nails are rotten.
She touches it once and it falls apart leaving QueenDraz's and Vulcades skeletons tangled. She sees who they actually were. "Well, Im glad this is the death punishment for Disney characters. Besides, Im glad Im not bad. Id rather be good" KittyBelle replies and winks.
Now the dedication belongs to two of the baddest guys on the planet ... no, wrong words. Pain? Nope. Fine, three bad guys on the planet who are REFORMED!!! So lets bring them out ... Lilfeather the most terrific Queen of Hearts. You really make this story shine but I like the fact you spat on the coffin. Gave it the good guys touch I think
Now, the second, well I think Captain Hook deserves this one ... James Tiberius Kirk I dont want you to say the three magic pirate words to me or Id be going 'What? I didnt make you second? But I ...' and I must admit you make one brilliant Captain Hook with a awesome Smee.
Now I had a think on the third and theres one missing ... Armachae I hope you like Hades. Well, I think I know youd like him because your Hades in this story. I know Hades stands out to be quite famous but to me, your hair is the perfect shade of blue and your smile can crack mirrors if they are bad ones.
So guys I have three lessons to add to this, wait 5 ... one, never make Cruella De Ville angry as she will blow smoke in your face. Two, never muck Peter Pan around otherwise you will find you can levitate upside down and you will be told your an idiot. Three, if you muck The Queen of Hearts around, she will bury you and spit on your grave, you wouldnt want such a nice person like that your enemy.
Four, if you muck around with pirates, Captain Hook will say the three magic pirate words and then leave you running yet falling down into the sea. The fifth one I can easily learn from. Its simple, never muck around with Hades as his hair will set on flames more and hed be so angry hed send you to the dead sea of souls.
