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Jesus wasn't funny.

AlexBP

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PCSPEAKER said:
What was the funniest thing Jesus ever said?
We don't know what the funniest thing Jesus said is since we don't have records of everything He said, but he certainly had some great one-liners. "If thy right hand causes thee to sin, then cut it off..."
 
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Would you want to spend eternity with someone who was notably unfunny?

I have to disagree. Jesus has to be pretty funny to appear on a frying pan:

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Or on a fish fillet:

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Or--my favorite--on a banana:


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Turn the other cheek ... that was pretty damn funny, wouldn't you say?:p

Especially since recently uncovered documents indicatre that as Jesus knew things unknown to mortal men he was aware of exactly how Bart Simpson would choose to use that line 2000 years later.
 
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