jesus walking on the water

[derek606]

 

[Catherineanne]

one day jesus was walking on the water.
he came upon a small boat. and saw a man with lame legs.
the man ask if he would heal him?
jesus touched him and he was healed..
he leaped up,danced,and praised the lord..



then jesus walked a little furher
he came upon another small boat
and saw a man,jesus asked what is wrong with thee
the man said i was blind at birth can u heal me?
jesus touched him, and he was healed..
he raised up and give thanks and praised the lord..



then jesus walked a little further
he came upon another boat.
and before jesus could say anything
the man threw up his hands and said.
"no" "no" dont touch me ill lose my check..


LOL GOD BLESS

I seriously hope you never find out for yourself how unfunny this 'joke' is.

Shame on you.

 

[Catherineanne]

why u need this forum if ppl get offended so easy!!! have sum humour ppl

I have been unable to work for 9 years through disability, and you accuse me of lacking humour because I can't join in sneering at people on disability benefits? You think it is ok that people such as myself can be discarded by society and then made the butt of jokes?

I am not easily offended, but some comments are just not funny. I don't know one single disabled person who would refuse healing for the sake of losing £15 a week. I would pay a lot more than that to regain my life.

Lord, have mercy.

 

[Biker Angel]

I have been unable to work for 9 years through disability, and you accuse me of lacking humour because I can't join in sneering at people on disability benefits? You think it is ok that people such as myself can be discarded by society and then made the butt of jokes?

I am not easily offended, but some comments are just not funny. I don't know one single disabled person who would refuse healing for the sake of losing £15 a week. I would pay a lot more than that to regain my life.

Lord, have mercy.

The first joke I open up to read and I find you talking this stuff.
I get a check too and I thought the joke was funny
I think you were to hard on derek606

 

[Biker Angel]

What happened to the original LauraStanley post?
Looks like it was deleted. Now I'll never know what
really happened here.

Originally Posted by LauraStanley
why u need this forum if ppl get offended so easy!!! have sum humour ppl

So much for this joke section, sorry I ever entered it.
And that's no joke.

 

[chlarisa]