But tonight (tonight, tonight.....) let it be Lowenbrau!
You got three rings, and that means Ballentine! It's a very special glass of beer!
When you say Buuuuuuudweiser! You've said it all!
To a surfer, it's a wave, wave, wave,
To a goalie, it's a save, save, save;
To a colonel, it's a regiment,
To a smoker, it's a Kent!
The flavor of Kent, the flavor of Kent;
The flavor of Kent; more taste, fine tobacco!
That's the flavor of Kent!
Luckies taste better, smoother, fresher, sweeter,
Luckies taste better; that's right! Lucky Strike!
(gads, I'm old enough to remember TV cigarette commericals!!!
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Brylcreem! A little dab'll do ya!
Brylcreem! You'll look so debonair!
Brylcreem! The girl's cuddle to ya!
They'll love to get their fingers in your hair!
(yeah---greasy, slimy, oily hair. Yuck! I used to use that stuff when I was in grade school.)
Dippity Doo! For styling your hair! Dippity Doo! Rollers! Dippity Doo! Dippity Doo! Dippity Doo!
Everybody doesn't like something; but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!
You'll look sharp with Gillette Blue Blades!
You'll feel sharp with Gillette Blue Blades!
You'll be sharp with Gillette Blue Blades,
For the cleanest slickest shave of all!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relief it is....
AUUUGGGHHHHH!!! Enough!!!!