I've turned into *that* guy

[DZoolander]

Today at the grocery store - the bagger kid says:

"I'm so happy, ask me why!"
"Okay, why?"
"Because tomorrow's my birthday!"
"Cool deal. So how old are you going to be?"
"17"
"Whoa. One year until you can vote!"
"You mean one year until I can take control of my life."
"Don't be in such a rush, kid. Enjoy where you are, because once it's gone, it ain't coming back."

(Older lady behind me starts chuckling)

 

[jacks]

Enjoy where you are, because once it's gone, it ain't coming back

This is probably sound advice at any age. Today is the youngest you will ever be!

 

[snoochface]

Things I've said recently:

What are they teaching kids in schools these days??
Youth is wasted on the young.
GET OFF MY LAWN!

 

[Toro]

Things I've said recently:

What are they teaching kids in schools these days??
Youth is wasted on the young.
GET OFF MY LAWN!

This is actually one of the reasons I look forward to and hope to own a house soon..... sadly... Im not kidding...

Darn kids.....

I'm afraid that as I age, I'm becoming more like Hank Hill...

 

[snoochface]

I bet kids these days don't even know who Hank Hill is

 

[RDKirk]

Today at the grocery store - the bagger kid says:

"I'm so happy, ask me why!"
"Okay, why?"
"Because tomorrow's my birthday!"
"Cool deal. So how old are you going to be?"
"17"
"Whoa. One year until you can vote!"
"You mean one year until I can take control of my life."
"Don't be in such a rush, kid. Enjoy where you are, because once it's gone, it ain't coming back."

(Older lady behind me starts chuckling)

What is funny is that he doesn't realize how much control he loses of his life when he has to assume responsibility for it.

 

[DZoolander]

What is funny is that he doesn't realize how much control he loses of his life when he has to assume responsibility for it.

Exactly!