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I've turned into *that* guy

Discussion in 'Married Couples' started by DZoolander, May 11, 2019.

  1. DZoolander

    DZoolander Persnickety Member

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    Today at the grocery store - the bagger kid says:

    "I'm so happy, ask me why!"
    "Okay, why?"
    "Because tomorrow's my birthday!"
    "Cool deal. So how old are you going to be?"
    "17"
    "Whoa. One year until you can vote!"
    "You mean one year until I can take control of my life."
    "Don't be in such a rush, kid. Enjoy where you are, because once it's gone, it ain't coming back."

    (Older lady behind me starts chuckling)
     
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  2. jacks

    jacks Er Victus Supporter

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    This is probably sound advice at any age. Today is the youngest you will ever be!
     
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  3. snoochface

    snoochface Meet the new boss -- same as the old boss.

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    Things I've said recently:

    What are they teaching kids in schools these days??
    Youth is wasted on the young.
    GET OFF MY LAWN!

    :D
     
  4. Toro

    Toro Oh, Hello!

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    This is actually one of the reasons I look forward to and hope to own a house soon..... sadly... Im not kidding...

    Darn kids.....

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    I'm afraid that as I age, I'm becoming more like Hank Hill...:lost:
     
  5. snoochface

    snoochface Meet the new boss -- same as the old boss.

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    I bet kids these days don't even know who Hank Hill is :p
     
  6. RDKirk

    RDKirk Alien, Pilgrim, and Sojourner Supporter

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    What is funny is that he doesn't realize how much control he loses of his life when he has to assume responsibility for it.
     
  7. DZoolander

    DZoolander Persnickety Member

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    Exactly!
     
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