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This is my favorite!
I'm the size of an elephant, but I weigh nothing. What am I?
Everything weighs something...
Wait,.. except nothing. Like air. Air is all around us and in outer space but I don't think that it weighs anything. Just an uneducated guess.![]()

I think it does, miniscule though it is.

Or maybe it could be the word ton or something. Hmm,..![]()
Whoa! You have to close your eyes and listen to this one!!!
*With head phones
Bladders aren't yellow, prunes don't swell up they shrink, lol..
If you want a hint you better ask now or hold you peace til later because I have to go for a while.
In the mean time here is another one for the road.
What question can you never answer "Yes" to?
*If you want a hint you better ask now or hold you peace til later because I have to go for a while.
In the mean time here is another one for the road.
What question can you never answer "Yes" to?
If you want a hint you better ask now or hold you peace til later because I have to go for a while.
In the mean time here is another one for the road.
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She was on the first step/rung.A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didn't get hurt at all. How is this possible?
She was on the first step/rung.