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A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your
count that votes.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway).
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
Every calendar's days are numbered.
A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd
dye..
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
