It is IMPOSSIBLE for a whale to swallow a human.

[ignight]

One day, In a kindergartener class, the teacher was telling the students how it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human.
A little girl quickly replied to the teacher, "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale!"
"No No" said the teacher, "wernt you listening? Thats impossible."
the little girl replied, "When when I get to heaven, I will ask him."
"And what if Joanhas not in heaven???" said the teacher.
The little girl thought about this.finally looking up.
" well....Then you ask him."

 

[sandcastlesINwinter]

Oh! Is that a true story? Wow, what a smart little girl.

 

[silverdawn]

Oh, that was awesome!!!!!!

 

[sandcastlesINwinter]

Just a thought: No one knows that Jonah was swallowed by a whale... Just that he was swallowed by a big fish...

 

[Calminaion]

Just a thought: No one knows that Jonah was swallowed by a whale... Just that he was swallowed by a big fish...

Yes, but jokes aren't funny when you explain them.

 

[ignight]

Well Im glad you guys liked it...beside the whole big fish, overanalizing stuff, haha, But this...(As far as I know,) is not a really story.
O heres a new one... because I dont feel like starting a whole new thread.

There was a teacher teaching the 1st grade. She spoke to tommy but loudy enough for the whole class to hear.
"Tommy, go look out the window tell me if you see the sky." so tommy quickly went to the window and came back to the teacher " yes I saw the sky."
" and tommy did you see the grass?" the teacher asked
tommy replied "yes I saw the grass"
"Tommy" the teacher went on," Did you see god?"
"No" tommy replied
"well then He does not exist."
A little girl came over to tommy, " tommy did you see the the sky?"
"Yes I saw the sky" replied tommy
" And the grass?"
"Yes I saw the grass"
" tommy" the girl replied" Do you see the teachers brain?"
"No I dont"
Well then it does not exist."

 

[Woman of Faith]

LOL!!! Good ones!

 

[Nancy333]

Great jokes, especially that last one. Too funny

 

[Nakiah4Yeshua]

too funny too true.!!!

 

[sandcastlesINwinter]

Yes, but jokes aren't funny when you explain them.

I have that problem sometimes...

The only reason I said that was because I was wondering if it was a real story... And I was also wondering whether it's "possible" for a big fish to swallow a human whole...

Well Im glad you guys liked it...beside the whole big fish, overanalizing stuff, haha, But this...(As far as I know,) is not a really story.
O heres a new one... because I dont feel like starting a whole new thread.

There was a teacher teaching the 1st grade. She spoke to tommy but loudy enough for the whole class to hear.
"Tommy, go look out the window tell me if you see the sky." so tommy quickly went to the window and came back to the teacher " yes I saw the sky."
" and tommy did you see the grass?" the teacher asked
tommy replied "yes I saw the grass"
"Tommy" the teacher went on," Did you see god?"
"No" tommy replied
"well then He does not exist."
A little girl came over to tommy, " tommy did you see the the sky?"
"Yes I saw the sky" replied tommy
" And the grass?"
"Yes I saw the grass"
" tommy" the girl replied" Do you see the teachers brain?"
"No I dont"
Well then it does not exist."

You guys totally ganged up me there... I'm not visiting this part of the forum anymore!!!

 

[ignight]

I have that problem sometimes...

The only reason I said that was because I was wondering if it was a real story... And I was also wondering whether it's "possible" for a big fish to swallow a human whole...



You guys totally ganged up me there... I'm not visiting this part of the forum anymore!!!

lol, Very sorry

 

[SumSam]

I have that problem sometimes...

The only reason I said that was because I was wondering if it was a real story... And I was also wondering whether it's "possible" for a big fish to swallow a human whole...



You guys totally ganged up me there... I'm not visiting this part of the forum anymore!!!

Hi, Sandcastles, if it helps any, I once saw a program on Discovery where they said that a whale shark (which is not a whale but the biggest fish existing today) has got a gullet just about big enough to swallow a smallish diver.

Say, a smallish diver who's been watching his/her weight and who is calorie conscious.

Now why a whale shark that feeds only only on microscopic plankton, would need a gullet big enough for a midget diver with scuba gear is beyond me. Just one of those quirks of nature I should suppose.

 

[sandcastlesINwinter]

Hi, Sandcastles, if it helps any, I once saw a program on Discovery where they said that a whale shark (which is not a whale but the biggest fish existing today) has got a gullet just about big enough to swallow a smallish diver.

Say, a smallish diver who's been watching his/her weight and who is calorie conscious.

Now why a whale shark that feeds only only on microscopic plankton, would need a gullet big enough for a midget diver with scuba gear is beyond me. Just one of those quirks of nature I should suppose.

Thanks, that is interesting, isn't it?

I wonder if Jonah was a midget wearing scuba gear?

 

[lana87]

love the jokes, very funny and cute!!!

 

[maidenoftruth]

haha