IRREFUTABLE evidence that evolution is wrong

[kenthovindisgreat]

So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

 

[GentleChristianMommy]

So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

You are very, very, wrong. Why not stop setting up strawmen and start refuting the theory of evolution the way you need to, with the bible.

 

[notto]

Poe ^2

 

[Deadbolt]

This is just getting pathetic. WHERE have I seen this before? I WONDER?

 

[Nitron]

This is getting really sad.

 

[TheOutsider]

I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

 

[Nitron]

I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

Actually, wouldn't surprise me. Their typing is really similar.

 

[kenthovindisgreat]

I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

LMAO, how'd you know?

 

[gamespotter10]

I'm not only calling Poe, I'm going to guess that this is gamespotter10. Keep working on your game, kid.

how'd you know? ROFL

 

[TheOutsider]

LMAO, how'd you know?

I'm perceptive like that. I think it was the "owned" at the end that gave it away.

 

[gamespotter10]

I'm perceptive like that. I think it was the "owned" at the end that gave it away.

LOL

 

[Bombila]

I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

 

[Firefly2002]

So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

Actually, the only irrefutable evidence here is your post, serving as evidence that you're a moron.

What you've just talked about isn't even related to evolution. Evolution has to do with change once things get here, it has nothing to do with the origin of life or the origin of the universe (the big bang is not evolution).

If something can't come from nothing, neither can God. Your Bible contradicts itself hundreds of times.

Nothing you've said dents evolutionary theory, nor could it, since the you know absolutely nothing about it.

I also love the rule of excluded middle.. it's not A. therefore it must be B. (though your "it's not A. is flat out wrong).

Evolution is a fact.

You've just been... I don't know, informed?

 

[Gracchus]

I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

I'm probably older and crankier than you are, but I agree.

Actually, the only irrefutable evidence here is your post, serving as evidence that you're a moron.

The OP was a Poe by a troll, but that doesn't mean you aren't right about him being a moron.

 

[Vene]

I am old and cranky enough to find it annoying. Interesting discussions drop off the front page because of multiple frivolous thread starts. It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

Agreed. And I'm one of the younger ones here.

 

[BrainHertz]

So, this is a brief summary of the theory of evolution

In the beginning there was nothing. then, there was this giant explosion. out of this explosion came stars and planets. then there was some goo. then this goo turned into fish, then to reptiles, then the mammals, then to people. This is what the theory of evolution says, and amazingly, makes absolutely no sense. if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

you've been owned

Oh my g**. He's using the Chewbacca defense.

 

[mrpiddly]

if the universe cannot come from nothing, then the entire theory is wrong. therefore, creationism is the only acceptable answer.

2 branes collided to create the big bang, solving the myth that the universe came from nothing. How does your 4th grade scientific knowledge stand against a theory that is being researched by thousands of scientists and computers worldwide?







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[Pete Harcoff]

It's the infernal beer you young pups drink, I'm sure.

American beer? Pfft, not likely.

 

[MasterK]

Oh my g**. He's using the Chewbacca defense.

If Chewbacca doesn't make sense, you must acquit.