Seriously, Mikey,
take a breath.
You write:
In what way would Jesus ascend if His body were omnipresent?
Easy:
Visibly.
You write:
As the Father is God and not man, "fully" does not mean "completely". And as men are not all God, the same issue holds.
What??? Christ is not completely God??? Have you read the Athanasian Creed lately (or ever)???:
"So the Father is God, the Son is God, the Holy Spirit is God; and yet there are not three Gods, but one God. So the Father is Lord, the Son is Lord, the Holy Spirit is Lord; and yet there are not three Lords, but one Lord."
Christ is, indeed, fully
and completely God. Likewise, the Father is fully and completely God. Likewise, the Spirit is fully and completely God. Yet, they are not three Gods, but one God. How can this be? It is a mystery....I know...I know...Calvinist's hate paradox and cannot abide by truths which exceed the narrow and confined limits of their brains. How about this for a logical deduction, Mikey: If life is larger than logic, then certainly God is as well (Who
is Life).
You write:
As there's no definition of "abstracting from one another" the assertion is equivocal. The nature of God is different from man. They're abstracted from one another.
I never said that the natures were not different. In fact, I have asserted this very thing already (try reading my posts, Mikey

). Rather, I said that the natures cannot be abstracted from each other in terms of dividing Christ's work and Person. To say "God did not die on the cross" is heresy. To say "God died on the cross according to His divine nature" is heresy. To say "God died on the cross according to His human nature" is pure, orthodox teaching.
However, if God died according to an abstracted human nature, i.e. one that has no real communion with the divine nature, then one cannot make the confession that God died on the cross for them. Only by understanding the natures to have communion with each other, and yet not confusing their essences, is the incarnation and atonement properly confessed.
You write:
That forces humanity to be in nature, a body in this creation. As it's not, the argument falls. "I am the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob."
The Spirit of God is where?
So now the human body is capable of omnipresence? OK, I always wanted to see Pluto.
Oh, it's not? What a shame, why not?
Because Jesus is God? That sounds an awful lot like abstracting one from the other.
What forces humanity to be in nature, a body in this creation???
The Spirit of God is omnipresent; He is everywhere.
Not
any human body is capable of omnipresence, Mikey (sorry, but Pluto is not a real planet anyway), but rather the human nature and body of Jesus Christ, as it partakes in communion with the divine nature through the union of both natures in His Person. This does not mean that the human nature becomes divine, or that the divine becomes human, but that each nature maintains its essential essence, and yet have true communion with each other in Christ's singular Person.
You know, Mikey, there have been others on this thread who have refrained from speaking on account of their not having done sufficient study in the area of Christology. It would do you well to consider to uniting with this confession. The following illustrates this well:
CC's view thus undermines itself by being unable to distinguish human nature from the nature of deity, and attempting to accuse others of doing what it inherently also does.
The human nature is fully (that is, completely) human. The divine nature is fully (that is, completely) divine. However, there is a real communication (not confusion) between the two natures. How does this happen? It is, once again, a mystery (just like the Trinity, Mikey).
Here is my advice: Take some time. Read the Lutheran confessions. Find out what they actually teach. [it is ironic, to say the least, that the person who spends the majority of his posts complaining about being misrepresented spends the remaining minority of his posts misrepresenting the views of others].
You write:
The fullness of Deity dwells in Christ's Body. Just as He dwelt in a Tabernacle before, the Tabernacle did not suddenly become omnipresent.
So, you are saying that the FULLNESS of God dwells in Christ's body, and yet Christ's body is not omnipresent? If the eternal Son of God
fully and
completely dwells in Christ's body (which the text states regardless of your semantics), then there is no eternal Son of God outside of Christ's body. Thus, according to your view, the Son of God is no longer omnipresent after the incarnation, because the eternal Son of God is bound to a body that is located absolutely in one place, at one time. Therefore, if Christ's body is in heaven, then all of Christ is in heaven, and Christ is made a liar (Remember, Mikey, "Behold, I am with you always"???).
You conclude (finally):
And for the record -- consubstantiation doesn't assert omnipresence of Christ's body, either. It asserts multipresence.
And for the record--Lutherans do not teach "consubstantiation." [I suggest going to your local library
today!]