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A friend sent me the following notice and I thought some of you here
might enjoy reading it.
Important Recall Notice
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are
being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in
the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting
in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This
defect is technically termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but
more commonly known as "SIN."
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
[a] Loss of direction
Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free
of charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Christ,
has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs.
To repeat, here is no fee required. The number to call for repair in
all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Christ, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it
with:
[a] Love
Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
Self-control
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on
the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all
repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance
from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired
units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence on the
premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections
voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the
human unit being incinerated.
Thank you for your attention.
Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice.
might enjoy reading it.
Important Recall Notice
Regardless of make or year, all units known as "human beings" are
being recalled by the Manufacturer. This is due to a malfunction in
the original prototype units code named "Adam" and "Eve" resulting
in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This
defect is technically termed, "Serious Internal Non-morality," but
more commonly known as "SIN."
Some of the symptoms of the SIN defect:
[a] Loss of direction
Lack of peace and joy
[c] Depression
[d] Foul vocal emissions
[e] Selfishness
[f] Ingratitude
[g] Fearfulness
[h] Rebellion
Jealousy
The Manufacturer is providing factory authorized repair service free
of charge to correct the SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Christ,
has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the
staggering cost of these repairs.
To repeat, here is no fee required. The number to call for repair in
all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected please upload the burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE
procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician,
Christ, into the heart component of the human unit.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Christ will replace it
with:
[a] Love
Joy
[c] Peace
[d] Kindness
[e] Goodness
[f] Faithfulness
[g] Gentleness
[h] Patience
Self-control
Please see the operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further details on
the use of these fixes.
As an added upgrade, the Manufacturer has made available to all
repaired units a facility enabling direct monitoring and assistance
from the resident Maintenance Technician, the Holy Ghost. Repaired
units need only make Him welcome and He will take up residence on the
premises.
WARNING: Continuing to operate a human being unit without corrections
voids the Manufacturer's warranty, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will ultimately result in the
human unit being incinerated.
Thank you for your attention.
Please assist by notifying others of this important recall notice.
