father was passing by Chad's bedroom and was astonished to see the bed nicely
made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with
trembling hands:
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not
only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she
sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
EVEN IN TIMES OF EXTREME STRESS WE NEED TO REMEMBER:
XEven though you can't see Him, GOD is there!O
( click on the X and drag to the O ) ( then feel who is around you ) steven
made up and everything neat and tidy. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the pillow.
It was addressed, "Dad"
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter
with
trembling hands:
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you and Mom.
I've been finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice. I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, her tight
motorcycle clothes and because she is so much older than I am but it's not
only the passion, Dad, she's pregnant. Joan says that we are going to be
very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood, enough for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children.
Joan has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone. We'll be growing it and trading it with the other people in the
commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll
pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she
sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of
myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know
your grandchildren.
Your son, Chad
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the report card
that's in my desk drawer.
I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
EVEN IN TIMES OF EXTREME STRESS WE NEED TO REMEMBER:
XEven though you can't see Him, GOD is there!O
( click on the X and drag to the O ) ( then feel who is around you ) steven
