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Oh, come on now. It's sexy and masculine.Shelb5 said:That's nasty.

/me glad to be back in texas for the weekdTeshi said:Lord help me, last night it was 45 degrees out and I thought I was going to freeze. I've become too acclimated to Texas. I'm gonna die when I go visit my parents in Wisconsin for Christmas...
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Wolseley said:LOL. When I was in college, I had a science professor who said he was going to pick one student at random, have them look out the window, and tell the rest of the class what the weather was. He picked me.
I went over and looked out the window, and I said, "Well, it's a fairly sunny day, low humidity and winds calm probably at 3 to 5 miles per hour. Barometric pressure is likely to be steady, and for atmospheric conditions, we have a low level of fair-weather cumulus clouds at about 1500 to 4000 feet, with a layer of altocumulus off to the west at 10,000, offset by some high-level cirrus clouds at about 25,000. Above that altitude, ceiling and visibility should be unlimited with little probability of turbulence in the upper atmosphere."
I turned around and the room was dead silent, with every kid in there just sort of staring at me. The prof stood there with his mouth hanging open, and I just smiled, shrugged, and said, "I was in the Air Force."
ZooMom said:Wols. I love you dearly...but this unhealthy affection you have for sub-arctic weather is just plain scary.![]()
It was around 60F at my house today and I broke down and turned the heat on. I was COLD! My hubby thinks I'm crazy. One of my favorite things in the world is to get into a car that has been parked for hours in the summer sun and just bask for a while. Especially if the seats are leather. Man, the heat just soaks right through you and into your bones. If I had a personal sauna...I'd never come out.
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Sexy and masculine, huh? I'll have to think about that.Wolseley said:Oh, come on now. It's sexy and masculine.
Makes you look like Yukon Cornelius.
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ZooMom said:One of my favorite things in the world is to get into a car that has been parked for hours in the summer sun and just bask for a while. Especially if the seats are leather.

Wolseley said:And you think I'M nuts??????
Shelb, when I was first out of the Air Force and before I became a cop, I worked for one winter as a groundskeeper/maintenance man at an apartment complex. One of our jobs was to keep the sidewalks cleared with snowblowers. The wind used to whip down the streets between those apartment buildings at 40 miles per hour, and it could get decidedly breathtaking, literally. As a result, we used to dress like we were going to the moon. I personally used to wear longjohns and long-sleeve T-shirts with wool socks, jeans and a flannel shirt over that, then a pair of German Army winter-issue wool pants over that,, followed up by Air Force-issue thermal boots, an Air Force field jacket, a scarf, an Air Force watch cap or a B-96 high-altitude aircrew hat, and either mittens or gloves. There wasn't a breeze in the world that was going to cut through that.I was toasty warm in the coldest weather.
(That was back in the days when all that stuff would still fit me, before my chest dropped to my waistline.)
Anyways, I had taken a vacation from shaving after eight years of shaving every morning, and there was another guy there about my same age who had full beard as well....people used to think we were brothers. We went into the main office one day for something, and the girls in there were giving us the hairy eyeball because we looked like a couple of runaways from a Soviet gulag---bundled up, covered with snow, cheeks red. So my buddy said to Annie, "We'd warm up faster if you'd give us a kiss, Annie," and she replied, "No....way!!!" The other girl, Sherry, laughed and said, "Don't you want to kiss either of these handsome young gentlemen, Annie?" And she said, "Are you kidding? They both have these icicles hanging in their beards....they're gross!!!"
Sherry was the one who said I looked like Yukon Cornelius, because of the Air Force watch cap I wore. As a joke, I went in there one day with a pickax from the toolbox, held it up and shook it, and yelled "Wah-HOOOO!!!", then made like I was tasting the pick end of it, shook my head, and said, "Nuthin'!"
They thought I was bonkers.
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I have to agree with Wols, you're nuts. That is the headrest part about getting in the car the first few seconds not minutes. If you sat there for minutes with no AC all closed up, youll surely die. The heat is too intense, it will chock you. What I do is turn on the car put the AC on high as it can go and leave the door open until air circulates.ZooMom said:Guys! I meant those first few minutes prior to starting the car and turning on the AC. Not just sitting in a hot car for no reason.
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I just like that first intense flash of heat.
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ZooMom said:Wols. I love you dearly...but this unhealthy affection you have for sub-arctic weather is just plain scary.![]()
It was around 60F at my house today and I broke down and turned the heat on. I was COLD! My hubby thinks I'm crazy. One of my favorite things in the world is to get into a car that has been parked for hours in the summer sun and just bask for a while. Especially if the seats are leather. Man, the heat just soaks right through you and into your bones. If I had a personal sauna...I'd never come out.
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So you're telling us you enjoy hot flashes???ZooMom said:Guys! I meant those first few minutes prior to starting the car and turning on the AC. Not just sitting in a hot car for no reason.
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I just like that first intense flash of heat.
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Wolseley said:Oh, come on now. It's sexy and masculine.
Makes you look like Yukon Cornelius.
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Shelb5 said:Theres just a difference between walking out the door when its 90-something and walking out the door when its below zero. One is truly unbearable; the other is just a tad bit uncomfortable. One you cant even move in, the other you can do what ever you want, as long as you have some periodic shade and a beverage to keep you from dehydrating and passing out, you'll be alright.
Wolseley said:It is said that H.P. Lovecraft, the horror-story writer from the 1920's, suffered from a condition called poikilothermism; this is when the body does not produce it's own heat, and has to absorb it from the ambient atmospheric temperature, like a snake or a fish. Ergo, when the temperature approached 100 and everyone else was wilting with the heat, he felt just dandy. However, he was uncomfortable in temperatures below 60, and if exposed to temperatures in the 30's for any length of time, he would actually pass out---and unless taken inside to warm up, he would have died.