IJWTS Thread (24)

[Obzocky]

IJWTS that for human-monkey interactions projects, I tend to wonder which one is real the monkey.

We're all primates here lover

DON'T YOU TOUCH ME!!!

It'll be over quickly.
I'll be sure to chew thoroughly, death will come quickly.
That is if the microwave doesn't fry you to death first.

Edit: In fact the noodles may even be split between the hippy and myself. Could set them up with some delightful vegetables, what a breakfast it will be.

 

[Steffenfield]

IJWTS that some of us here actually use 14 percent of our brain.

Even though this still leaves us with 68 percent of unused brain power, this does not make us primates.

 

[Obzocky]

Excellent for zombies.

Oh, and this is now stuck in my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoNkfOHBzQk


Not the move it move it part, shockingly.

 

[Steffenfield]

IJWTS that some zombies, who only ate brains, would end up starving to death by some of the poster's here.

 

[Obzocky]

IJWTS that some zombies, who only ate brains, would end up starving to death by some of the poster's here.

Some of them would get rather bloated as the brains of some would be like consuming fast food; all fat with a distinct lack of actual nutrition.

 

[peacechild4]

IJWTS that it is nice when you don't come here often and some sweet person reps you and notices your one or two posts..

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

IJWTS - Cron! Y U NO RUN MY JOBS?!

 

[Steffenfield]

IJWTS that some posters here would survive a total zombie attack because they would be mistaken by said zombies as being one of their own.

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

IJWTS that some posters here would survive a total zombie attack because they would be mistaken by said zombies as being one of their own.

Like, say... people from Ohio. They eat brains there. No really... they eat brains there for breakfast!! So glad I only lived there for 5 years.

 

[Obzocky]

Clearly then the lack of delicious brain is an advantage, when the inevitable zombie infestation comes they will be able to become the breeding rulers of zombie world, maintaining stocks of highly complex individuals to feed their insatiable subjects.

Also.

 

[Tink]

IJWTS - DUCKS r teh awesome!!!

 

[Im_A]

IJWTS-There are sometimes existential moments come and you just can't help but chuckle and smile.

IJWTSTF(I just wanted to say to the Forum)-I am like herpes. I always come back(not that I know from personal experience).

 

[white dove]

IJWTS-There are sometimes existential moments come and you just can't help but chuckle and smile.

IJWTSTF(I just wanted to say to the Forum)-I am like herpes. I always come back(not that I know from personal experience).

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at a pub or something?


I'll admit, today I am a bit tempted to have a cold one.

 

[Im_A]

What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at a pub or something?


I'll admit, today I am a bit tempted to have a cold one.

I have had three Troeg's Java Head beers and I have to work tomorrow and I am not Irish.

Last St. Patty's day, I was hammered downtown the city I live in, smoking like a chimney(legal tobacco) and hanging out in an Italian wine bar flirting with a former roller ball girl slinging my wine and beer at me while loving the piano player and crying on the phone to my now ex, drunk and missing her but then coming out of it when I got in the taxi and start talking to him and letting the chemical reaction take its full effect.
A year later....
I spent it with 3 beers, tobacco free and jamming out to some fine metal and hard rock tunes and staying up too late on a work night at home. Quite a big change.
I get a side bonus for my responsibility with a little youthfulness(the youthfulness is staying up 'late', oh how rebellious of me)...I won't be hung over when I take my new lady friend out on the town for the second time tomorrow night

I like this year much better.

 

[Sapphyre]

IJWTS I hate dressing up! I'm doing my best to find a dress for a friend's wedding, and I just got a dress I ordered in the mail. I didn't think it looked that bad... until my roommate told me I looked like a nun. Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

Did I mention I REALLY hate dressing up???

 

[white dove]

I have had three Troeg's Java Head beers and I have to work tomorrow and I am not Irish.

Last St. Patty's day, I was hammered downtown the city I live in, smoking like a chimney(legal tobacco) and hanging out in an Italian wine bar flirting with a former roller ball girl slinging my wine and beer at me while loving the piano player and crying on the phone to my now ex, drunk and missing her but then coming out of it when I got in the taxi and start talking to him and letting the chemical reaction take its full effect.
A year later....
I spent it with 3 beers, tobacco free and jamming out to some fine metal and hard rock tunes and staying up too late on a work night at home. Quite a big change.
I get a side bonus for my responsibility with a little youthfulness(the youthfulness is staying up 'late', oh how rebellious of me)...I won't be hung over when I take my new lady friend out on the town for the second time tomorrow night

I like this year much better.

Touchè.


(Pretty sure that accent is going the wrong way, but eh)

 

[NoodlesNoodlesNoodles]

IJWTS I hate dressing up! I'm doing my best to find a dress for a friend's wedding, and I just got a dress I ordered in the mail. I didn't think it looked that bad... until my roommate told me I looked like a nun. Sigh. Back to the drawing board.

Did I mention I REALLY hate dressing up???

Ohhh, but you girls always look so purdy.

 

[Guy Incognito]

IJWTS....I'm probably gonna regret thinking out loud here...but to the minority of people posting stuff like "Karma is on Japan now for Pearl Harbor"; if karma were real, I fear the day the karma for Hiroshima and Nagasaki kicks in.

IAJWTS that I don't believe in Karma, and that post wasn't directed at anyone here, but more so out of frustration at seeing people state things of that nature.

 

[Aino]

IJWTS - it'll be a good day, I'm sure.

 

[Daedalus^2]

IJWTS... They won't even admit that they were the one to blame. Whatever happened to the way that we always said we'd be?