If you had to be attacked by a wild animal.

[Windmill]

Which one would it be?

I'm sort of leaning towards a tiger.

I think, a kiwi.

 

[geek4christ03]

I think, a kiwi.

hilarious...a kiwi. isnt that a brown bird that i could drop kick and bbq in two minutes. funny. today i wanna be attacked by a dung beetle

 

[Windmill]

^ No way dude, it'd be uber scary, just look at the beak

 

[Bitnd12]

Hahaha, great post Windmill. Kiwi's are pretty cool.

 

[NicNac]

I would want to get attacked by a chipmunk and here is how I would want it to happen. Chipmunks can store a lot of nuts in there cheeks so they would come up to me a start firing those not out of their little mouth like a machine gun.

 

[deliciousBass]

first priority in gettin attacked would be duck-billed platypus

You know, they have poisonous claws.

I would want to be attacked by a hamster

 

[geek4christ03]

hampsters are cool man. they can be vicious suckers tho. every monday i wanna be attacked by an okapi

 

[geek4christ03]

^ No way dude, it'd be uber scary, just look at the beak

uber...haha. us texans say that too. and i agree with ya fully. if i saw one of those things runnin at me I would probably crud my pants. ATTACK OF THE KIWI. would make for a great movie.

 

[intricatic]

Vampyroteuthis infernalis

Thankfully they are very tiny.

 

[Redstiletto]

I've always wanted to wrestle a bear...

Why am i not surprised???

^ No way dude, it'd be uber scary, just look at the beak

All birds are scary.


I would like to be attacked by a humming bird. Even though birds scare the crud out of me.

 

[geek4christ03]

Im with ya red. fo sho.

 

[Luther073082]

All birds are scary.


I would like to be attacked by a humming bird. Even though birds scare the crud out of me.

You serious?? Don't ever come to my house, we have 9 of them. I guess because I've grown up around birds I don't understand that. But I know you arn't the only one, we've gotten out the birds before around people and if the birds flew you would sometimes see someone ducking for cover.

We dont' have anymore now, but we used to have budgies, and I would definatly want to be attacked by a budgie. I've never even seen one draw blood.

I've been bitten by this.

But thats because another bird was biting her feet and she was freaking out.

 

[Redstiletto]

You serious?? Don't ever come to my house, we have 9 of them.

We dont' have anymore now, but we used to have budgies, and I would definatly want to be attacked by a budgie.

Yeah, I am afraid of birds, I dont know why, because i am fascinated by their wings and how they fly, but they just creep me out.

 

[frenzy]

Yeah, I am afraid of birds, I dont know why, because i am fascinated by their wings and how they fly, but they just creep me out.

I'm afraid of birds too! They are creepy and fluttery and scary.

 

[geek4christ03]

I say shoot em. then put them on the bbq

 

[Redstiletto]

Guns are bad

 

[Avatar]

Guns are bad

m'kay

 

[Luther073082]

I'm afraid of birds too! They are creepy and fluttery and scary.

Ok. . . I think they are cute, sweet, and funny.

Unfortunutly I'll note I lost one today.

The females tend to lay eggs no matter if they have mated or not and there are a lot of complications that can arrise from that.

And this bird was in the midst of laying a clutch.