I don't have to finish your second sentence to do that.
Before one gets to your period you write "Most of evolution happened in the distant past, after all. We claim that humans and chimpanzees descended from a single ancestral species over millions of years,"
Your bias against God is obvious. Not only have you not read all 1,189 chapters of his book the Bible, you seem to have not even read chapter one or verse one. "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth." If you were to go on and read the rest of the story (the Bible) you could trace back to the beginning in some 6,000 yrs, or if using modern versions of the Bible (which say there are gaps in the chronology of the Bible) some 10,000 years. When God shows us that the material universe is only 6-10,000 years old, and men say that it is millions of years old, then that is "distorted." If one will not even read outside of the realm of secular scientists, is not one biased in their thinking? Of course the argument/debate expands continually with questions/attacks, points and counterpoints, ad infinitum.