If philosophy is dead...

[LOVEthroughINTELLECT]

The title of a recent thread said that philosophy is dead.

Well, if philosophy is dead and I continue to discuss philosophy, does that mean that I am beating a dead horse?

/attempt at humor

 

[Paradoxum]

Philosophy jokes thread?

Two behaviorists have sex. One turns to the other and says,
"That was good for you; how was it for me?"

How did the solipsist break up with her boyfriend?
"It's not you, it's me."

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to hold the penis - I MEAN LADDER!

Philosopher pick-up lines:
Bentham: "Hey Baby, you want to come back to my place and maximize happiness?"
Plato: "Are you from heaven? Because you look like a perfect form."
Kierkegaard: You into S&M? How about Fear and Trembling?
Kant: Being with you tonight is a categorical imperative.
Hume: Just because you’ve spent every other night of your life without me doesn’t mean anything about tonight.

 

[Crandaddy]

More pick-up lines:

Kant: "Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

David Lewis: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Plato: "I couldn’t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Augustine: "Give me a reason to write another confession."

ht

 

[Crandaddy]

 

[Crandaddy]

I still remember the professor showing us this on the very first day of my introductory logic class as an undergrad...

Argument Clinic - YouTube

Classic.

 

[Gadarene]

Bentham: "Hey Baby, you want to come back to my place and maximize happiness?"

as a utilitarian, i am TOTALLY USING THIS

 

[Paradoxum]

as a utilitarian, i am TOTALLY USING THIS

Tut tut

More pick-up lines:

Kant: "Wow, great phenomena. What are the noumena like?"

David Lewis: "What's a nice girl like you doing in a possible world like this?"

Plato: "I couldn’t help noticing that you participate in the Form of the Hot."

Augustine: "Give me a reason to write another confession."

ht

The Plato one made me laugh, and the Augustine one is quite good too.

More from that site:

Nietzsche: May I demonstrate my theory of the overman to you?

Descartes: “Pinch me, honey, ‘cause I think I must be dreaming.”

Berkeley: “I can’t get you out of my mind.”

Nagel: “So, what is it like to be a babe?”

Alvin Plantinga: "I can be improperly basic, if you want me to."

St. Anselm: "Babe, you are that which no hotter can be conceived."

Plato: "Hey babe, I've got a form you can participate in."

Wittgenstein: Don't even try and talk about it. Just show me.

William James: When I look at you, it's like a religious experience.

Rousseau: "All men are born free but everywhere he is in chains. Speaking of men in chains…."

St. Augustine: "You're not chaste yet, are you?"

Are there no female ones? XD

 

[Gadarene]

Tut tut

Hey, it's not like I'm making a promise I can't keep

Alvin Plantinga: "I can be improperly basic, if you want me to."

CANNOT BE UNSEEN

 

[Paradoxum]

Hey, it's not like I'm making a promise I can't keep

Show off.