If evolution is real, then where is it?

[Parogar]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

 

[lewiscalledhimmaster]

In d'middle of d'sky deres a rainbow up high
Said d'Lawd of d'flies, "it's all bye 'n bye"
Said d'Lawd of d'skies, "d'Stones neva lie!"

Said d'darwin girls and boys, "keep your pants on Willie, next thing you know you'll be wearing stockings and frillies"

 

[SkyWriting]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

Seeing changes in current populations is easy.
The hard part is imagining creative stories
about the past that include enough observable
supporting data to sucker your peers into
swallowing it. That takes years of formal and
informal of scam mentoring to pull it off.

Most of the falsified data in science comes
from deeply placed moles.

 

[Ophiolite]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

Please feel free to continue the rest of your life in self-indulgent ignorance. But just before you sink back into the quagmire of delusion, will you at least demonstrate that you are honest by acknowledging that no aspect, facet, or interpretation of evolutionary theory suggests that a potato could turn into a dog?

 

[ivanc0]

I believe God created the Cell, and this cell evolved to be the most grandiose creation of God. and God assisted and managed that evolution.
You just have to be blind, fanatical, or completely close minded not to accept the universe is really old, the planet is also old and the animals have evolved in millions of years. the evidence is just overwhelming. You have the age of the light to travel from galaxies to earth measured in millions of light years. you have crystals and stalagmites stalactites, that have grow drop by drop in millions of years. plate tectonics, movements of continents. etc etc.

 

[AV1611VET]

Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions.

You is.

Them evolutions only werk on paper.

 

[AV1611VET]

I believe God created the Cell, and this cell evolved to be the most grandiose creation of God. and God assisted and managed that evolution.

He took His time, didn't He?

 

[ivanc0]

He took His time, didn't He?

Yes, He did.

 

[ivanc0]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

You need to have a life span of a million years to really see evolution, No one will ever see it, is like the hour hand of a mechanical clock, it looks stationary, But in the long term nature is not static.

 

[AV1611VET]

Yes, He did.

I wonder why He documented that He did it in six days?

 

[AirPo]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

I'm calling Poe!

 

[lewiscalledhimmaster]

I wonder why He documented that He did it in six days?

I wonder why you wonder why, we wonder why -- Bible-god is either a figment of the imagination, or those who tried to intuit future events made it up and would happily have admitted it, had they been around to catch the draft up their kilts.

 

[crjmurray]

Troll poe fake

 

[AV1611VET]

Bible-god is either a figment of the imagination,

Some figment.

If Bible-god [sic] is a figment of the imagination, then why did those who initially documented this Bible-god [sic] willingly go to their deaths?

 

[AV1611VET]

Troll poe fake

I like it.

 

[whois]

Most of the falsified data in science comes
from deeply placed moles.

oh man.
from the link:
Among research trainees in biomedical sciences at the University of California San Diego, 4.9% said they had modified research results in the past, but 81% were “willing to select, omit or fabricate data to win a grant or publish a paper” [35].

why would these educated scientists do such a thing if they had such uncompromising faith in the peer review process?

 

[bhsmte]

Evolutionists like to talk a big game about how they got all this evidences and whatnot and how they done seen it for themselves.

Well, I sure don't buy it. I ain't never seen no evolutions going on. Maybe I reckon I'm looking in the wrong places, but I sure don't see any evolutions. I've never seen a potato turn into a dog or nothing at all, no sir I have not.

Seems to me like them Darwin boys are just cooking up nonsense.

If you don't acknowledge the vast evidence that supports evolution, that is your choice, but it is there and it is real, whether you acknowledge it or not.

Religious people often talk about a "soul". If a soul is real, where is it?

 

[Parogar]

Please feel free to continue the rest of your life in self-indulgent ignorance. But just before you sink back into the quagmire of delusion, will you at least demonstrate that you are honest by acknowledging that no aspect, facet, or interpretation of evolutionary theory suggests that a potato could turn into a dog?

No!

 

[Parogar]

oh man.
from the link:
Among research trainees in biomedical sciences at the University of California San Diego, 4.9% said they had modified research results in the past, but 81% were “willing to select, omit or fabricate data to win a grant or publish a paper” [35].

why would these educated scientists do such a thing if they had such uncompromising faith in the peer review process?

It's cause science is a lie. Why do y'all think I don't fly in them aeroplanes? Just cause science says they gonna fly don't mean nothing to me nuh uh.

You mean to tell me that a giant piece of metal and plastic is gonna FLY over oceans?

They probably falsified all that there "science."

I use a horse and carriage like any self-respecting Christian. If the lord wanted us to sail the skies he'd'a given us wings, amen.

 

[Wryetui]

You need to have a life span of a million years to really see evolution, No one will ever see it, is like the hour hand of a mechanical clock, it looks stationary, But in the long term nature is not static.

LoL isn't evolution like faith after all?
-LOOK AT ALL THE EVOLUTION AROUND US!...
-But, where?, I don't see evolution anywhere, I just see animals like they are and they give birth to their kind.
-Just because you don't see it it doesn't mean it isn't real!! Just wait millions of years and you will see it, you filthy christian retrograd!!