I win

[Annabel Lee]

It helps to talk about it. You're among friends here.
Please tell me one thing though..were you the middle munchkin who sang "The Lollipop Guild" song?

 

[Brimshack]

No, I wasn't there. It was just my aunts who were murdered by some juvenile delinquent gang-bangerette on a quest for a rad pair of red tennies. Kids these days!

 

[Auntie]

Originally posted by Brimshack
No, I wasn't there. It was just my aunts who were murdered by some juvenile delinquent gang-bangerette on a quest for a rad pair of red tennies. Kids these days!

I heard she tried to blame it on some scare-crow, and his defense was that he didn't have a brain, and therefore he couldn't be held responsible for any of Dorothy's actions, much less his own.

 

[Brimshack]

That's right, just another example of liberal excuses gone crazy. Do you know one of her other accomplices actually had the gall to blame that his cruelty was due to a heart defect?

 

[Auntie]

Originally posted by Brimshack
That's right, just another example of liberal excuses gone crazy. Do you know one of her other accomplices actually had the gall to blame that his cruelty was due to a heart defect?

Clearly, you can judge a person by the company they keep. This Dorothy person surrounds herself with characters without brains, a heart, or even courage. No wonder she stays in so much trouble!

 

[Brimshack]

Not to mention her frollics in POPPY FIELDS!!!

 

[Warrior4Jah]

i never did like that kid... those pigtails.. and that dog, always watchin ya... gives ya the creeps

 

[Auntie]

Originally posted by Brimshack
Not to mention her frollics in POPPY FIELDS!!!

ROFL, Dorothy the druggie, now I've heard it all!

(Poor Dorothy, she's not even here to defend herself. Where is that Dorothy, anyway.)

 

[Brimshack]

Probably out chasing the dragon, as they say, or perhaps tormenting the munchkins again. Do you know, she is quite the altitudinal chouvanist. None of the little fellas can stand her anymore.

Oh, the dog, Warrior is right, the dog! UGH!!!