I made this one up

[JarrodlovesGod]

Hey,

Bush asked Kerry "Why the long face?"

I'm from australia and i wanted to make a politiacal joke, other than on about how John Howard is A puppet to Bush, so i decided to rip somone off about their apperance. No offence to Kerry...i personally hope he wins the election.

 

[Nater_Tater]

the original joke goes
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A horse walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes up and says "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

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[ChristianWarrior]

I hope Kerry doesn't win. I mean, comon, once the rest of the world see's that our president looks like THAT, we'll never live it down again. Een if he were to do an excellent job with the presidency.

 

[Bladecarver]

Youth. It takes time, but this is the joke forum, not the political one...

 

[Number 81]

Kerry's perfect for the election, the Democratic symbol is the horse...

 

[newlite]

i dont get the joke...

 

[The_White]

Thats an ass.

err, donkey

 

[JarrodlovesGod]

Thats an ass.

err, donkey

Which one?

 

[Bladecarver]

Both. In order, but I feel bad for the donkey...