I can sum it up in three words.

[Chesterton]

There's other subjects to get your teeth into.

Yes, it would be-hoove us to move on.

 

[AV1611VET]

Yes, it would be-hoove us to move on.

LOL

You guys are funny!

 

[JackRT]

A lot of these puns are simply cowardly.

 

[AV1611VET]

A lot of these puns are simply cowardly.

Someone's lion.

 

[JackRT]

Someone's lion.

I admit to lion. All I can say is that I said it on porpoise just for the halibut.

 

[AV1611VET]

I admit to lion. All I can say is that I said it on porpoise just for the halibut.

 

[Chesterton]

A lot of these puns are simply cowardly.

They were so bad I cud barely stand it.

 

[TerranceL]

A lot of these puns are simply cowardly.

What's your beef with puns?!

 

[JacksBratt]

This thread is a waste of time, there's meatier discussions elsewhere.

I don't know. This one is just as convincing for changing someones previous view...Don't give it the horn

 

[JackRT]

I don't know. This one is just as convincing for changing someones previous view...Don't give it the horn

That's a load of bull.

 

[Chesterton]

That's a load of bull.

That's what I herd.

 

[Gene2memE]

I've got no steak in this discussion, but its udderly clear to me that the opinions in this thread are cloven in two.

Lets ruminant on this and moove the discussion forward.

 

[AirPo]

I admit to lion. All I can say is that I said it on porpoise just for the halibut.

I sea what you did there.

 

[Loudmouth]

Scientists thrive on chance.

After all, that's how the universe got started ... wasn't it?

And wasn't Thalidomide in beta when scientists were pushing Francis Kelsey to approve it here in America?

Haven't you embarrassed yourself enough on the Thalidomide front?

 

[Chesterton]

Speaking of porpoises,

 

[AV1611VET]

Speaking of porpoises,

That was a Shaggy dog story!

 

[Chesterton]

That was a Shaggy dog story!

His specialty.

 

[AV1611VET]

His specialty.

Who is that guy?

 

[HitchSlap]

Who is that guy?

Sye Ten Brugencate.

 

[Chesterton]

Who is that guy?

Seriously? Norm MacDonald! Granted, he's an acquired taste. Fired from SNL allegedly for not being funny, did two movies which flopped, 4 or 5 short-lived TV shows which flopped. But there are some of us in his cult following who think he might be the most brilliant comedian ever.

When he's just being honest, it's hard to tell if he's veering into performance art a la Andy Kaufman. There was a podcast once where they have comedians on to have funny interviews. He did like a full interview talking seriously about nothing but death for 2 hours, pausing occasionally to apologize "gee I guess this isn't very funny, is it".