Like putting beer and wine bottles everywhere in the house and adjusting the time of the alarm to make it seem that there was a big party the previous night and you couldn't possibly be up early in the morning to drink milk.
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Like putting beer and wine bottles everywhere in the house and adjusting the time of the alarm to make it seem that there was a big party the previous night and you couldn't possibly be up early in the morning to drink milk....and, to make the analogy complete, you then fabricated evidence for a completely different series of events occuring.
Tomk80: Who says you spilled milk in the first place. That's the real question here. You not just cleaned up after you, you went through an enormous amount of trouble to make it seem the milk wasn't there at all ever. You destroyed the coupons proving it was bought. You poured the remaining milk in the bottle down the drain and subsequently disposed of the bottle to make it seem that there was never any milk in the house at all. You not just cleaned up after yourself, you did a minute swap of every little place present to make it seem that you never spilled milk, even if someone looked very closely. You went way beyond just cleaning up after yourself. You very carefully removed any and all traces that the event ever happened.
Like covering the floor with many layers of dust including dust from a dust storm two weeks earlier and putting some footprints in the dust from someone who has been out of town for a week to make it look like nothing had ever been spilled or cleaned up....and, to make the analogy complete, you then fabricated evidence for a completely different series of events occuring.
Was this even a sentence?
Celsus on Christians said:"the following are the rules laid down by them. Let no one come to us who has been instructed, or who is wise or prudent (for such qualifications are deemed evil by us)...
Wow --- LOL --- I just said there is none.
None --- zero --- He didn't bother to document it.
He didn't have to.
If I spilled milk all over the floor, and an hour later it's cleaned up, and I'm the only one at home:
- Who cleaned up the milk?
It's easier for you atheists to make jokes than it is to turn on a light bulb, isn't it?
It's easier for you atheists to make jokes than it is to turn on a light bulb, isn't it?
I'll say this, Pan --- you're a deep thinker!
Is that so.Wow --- LOL --- I just said there is none.
None --- zero --- He didn't bother to document it.
Get your story straight, please.Sure, but that would make god deceitful.
Not if He left us a note detailing what He did.
Is there some mathematical term for something more circular than a circle?He didn't have to.
If I spilled milk all over the floor, and an hour later it's cleaned up, and I'm the only one at home:
- Who cleaned up the milk?
Is there some mathematical term for something more circular than a circle?
(Just in case it makes you feel better, thaum, I recognised it as a satirisation of the Ontological Argument!)
How about a sphere? That's a circle in every direction!!Is that so.
Get your story straight, please.
Is there some mathematical term for something more circular than a circle?
Do you even believe the stuff you post here?You needed S.E.T.I. to confirm what the Bible already says exists?
You needed a Hubble Telescope to "know" the universe is expanding?
Christians who take a literal view of Scripture are lightyears ahead of you "scientists", and are getting bored waiting for you to catch up.
BINGO! Nailed AVET right on his head!If Christians are lightyears ahead of scientists, why did none of them work out the universe was expanding before it was discovered by science, I wonder? Could it be because it's only through ridiculously contorted interpretation of the Bible that such a ludicrous reading of it can be made? Naa, couldn't be!
We know there might be alien life out there, but we haven't drawn our conclusion.
...and, to make the analogy complete, you then fabricated evidence for a completely different series of events occuring.
If, by "turn on a light bulb," you mean, "hold a reasonable discussion with a creationist," then yes. Yes it is.
Too bad many ultra-literalists are busy defecating on the greater minds who came before.
Is there some mathematical term for something more circular than a circle?
I don't believe an atheist can, in my opinion. As I have said before: I eat atheists for breakfast.
Just keep adding to my very simple question until it's distorted beyond its intent.
(Don't forget to pout afterward that it doesn't make sense.)
And you guys call God a deceiver???
No, we call the God you fantasize about a deceiver. We add to your questions because that is the only way they actually apply to what is happening here. Your own questions just don't apply to the reality of the situation.Just keep adding to my very simple question until it's distorted beyond its intent.
(Don't forget to pout afterward that it doesn't make sense.)
And you guys call God a deceiver???
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