I suspect the minister didn't appreciate
this...
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the
beer in the world, I'd take it and pour
it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather
at the River.'
this...
____________________________________________________________________
A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the
beer in the world, I'd take it and pour
it into the river.'
With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and
pour it into the river.'
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather
at the River.'
