How to tell if your baby is evil

[KOTTMatt]

1. the baby's birthmark resembles 666

2. the baby's eyes are red.

3. the baby's forehead has two small bumps.

4. the baby says it's first word in a deep voice.

5.the dog you bought for the baby is missing and the baby has dog hair nears it's mouth.

6.the baby is on one side of the sandbox and other kids are on the other side of the sandbox and none of them wants to be friends with them.

7. the baby sets the Christmas tree on fire.

8.The docotor that devilered your baby starts saying The Lord's Prayer.

 

[KOTTMatt]

Ok. Apparently nobody liked this. I'm sorry.

 

[gennfamily]

well the kids and I thought this was a scream. thanx.

 

[Noble_Wolf_Heart]

I thought it was funny, really cute!

 

[KOTTMatt]

Thanks.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

Cute. Did you see The Omen? It might help you add stuff.

 

[KOTTMatt]

I don't think I want to see that.

 

[notanordinarygirl]

I don't think I want to see that.

Yes. You do. Remember: I own your soul.





(Erm... Don't take me seriously. I've been extremely psycho lately. :o )

 

[MICHAEL_rocks]

lol, scary baby.(this is my 100th post yay!)

 

[-MaRyy*]

creepy

 

[NoMoreTearsWithJesus]

ahaha

 

[KOTTMatt]

I thought of another one.
the baby starts floating and points at you and says words you don't understand in a deep voice.

 

[Silent_J]

hehe funny