How to relieve stress in class

[happypeppie]

Relieving stress in class

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)
4. Address the professor as "your excellency".
5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall

 

[God.is.my.force]

These are great!!!!!!!!!!

 

[CPman2004]

I love #4 and 12

 

[neveu0402]

#8 is cute. before that list, the only trick i had up my sleeve were fortune-telling cootie catchers

 

[J3sus Is My L0rd]

LOL!!!!

THAT TOTALLY reminds me of something my class did in 6th grade!!! IT WAS HILARIOUS (true story):

Lol while the teacher was teaching up front, we started a note that said: "There's a footprint on the ceiling. Pass it on." LOL!!!!! THEN watch as the note goes around the classroom!!! Everyone who reads it will look up at the ceiling and start looking around!!! LOL this is a true story, funniest thing that ever happened in grade school!! hehe


-Brandon

 

[Risen Tree]

4. Address the professor as "your excellency".

I did something like this back in the day.... :o

 

[Room4all]

I'm hiding this list from my kids!!

 

[Nessie]

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

Oh man, my teacher did this once, and my friend and I went in to draw all over the overhead projector, making jokes and stuff, and it was a permanent marker! Good thing the teacher had a sense of humor....

3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)

I HAVE to do this!!! Or to a friend during a presentation.....

4. Address the professor as "your excellency".

I often address my male teachers with Sir, like Sir Smith, or Sir Johnson, or something.... I must be weird.


I love these.... next year is gonna be massive fun

 

[jonathant]

haha...these are so funny

 

[Live4Christ4961]

lol, i would probably do something like numbers 5 and 8, last year our class did the wave, it was fun, lol

 

[Turkwoyz]

1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.

did this before a end-of-term lesson in which we drew cartoons on the board which stayed untill the new term.

3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male profs.)

did this to our biology teacher.

8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.

I do this anyway because no-one seems able to pronounce my surname propely(sp?).

12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.

Done this.

we started a note that said: "There's a footprint on the ceiling. Pass it on.

I have to do that!

 

[Hollypop]

Oh my... I am so going to do some of these

 

[oncewaslost]

i have a difficult last name to pronounce if you're trying to read it so i end up pronouncing my name for the profs about 5 times every class for the entire semester and then the process repeats itself the next semester. i've actually given up. they don't need to know how to pronounce my name. they just have to be able to recognize it and give me the grade.

 

[Turkwoyz]

I find it funny though it's probebly going to get worse in september when I shall be starting College.

 

[God.is.my.force]

I don't really know if I can relive my Junior High days when I just got out of JH

 

[Intrepid99]

I will be kicked out from school if I do that

 

[Nessie]

Oh man!!! I heard a new one today!!

In chemistry, during a lab, when the room gets silent, yell out, "Ow! My eyes!!!"

If you've taken chemistry you know how much teachers stress wearing goggles!

 

[relientk]

LOL im gonna have to do #3

 

[pimorton]

During the theatrical re-release of "Gone With the Wind" in 1975, one of my junior high classmates decided when a teacher asked him a question, he would respond with Clark Gable's (in)famous "Frankly my dear..." line. He got away with it, too, until he tried it in English class and the teacher very nearly threw him out the window for it.

 

[tasboy90]

These are terrific... how'd you think of these???