How to prepare chicken

[raphink]

This is one I like much (hope it hasn't been told before) :

After a dinner in a restaurant, a guy got to the kitchen and asked the cook :
_ ``How do you prepare your chicken?"
And the cook answered :
_ ``Well it's pretty easy, we just tell them they are going to die!"

 

[Wyomingdude]

lol

 

[goldenviolet]

''Well it's pretty easy, we just tell them they are going to die!"
i think this is unbiblical! it should be biblical....... "your life is over in the name of the Lord"... then you should quote the scriptures giving man the fish of the sea and bird of the air as food etc.

 

[Wyomingdude]

''Well it's pretty easy, we just tell them they are going to die!"
i think this is unbiblical! it should be biblical....... "your life is over in the name of the Lord"... then you should quote the scriptures giving man the fish of the sea and bird of the air as food etc.

Are you serious?

 

[raphink]

''Well it's pretty easy, we just tell them they are going to die!"
i think this is unbiblical! it should be biblical....... "your life is over in the name of the Lord"... then you should quote the scriptures giving man the fish of the sea and bird of the air as food etc.

I think this is pretty funny, as I precisely heard this joke from a pastor of one of the biggest Evangelical Churches in the US (pastor J. Courson from Calvary Chapel Costa Mesa) that would surely not have told any unbiblical joke in the middle of his commentary.
I remember though that almost no one but him was laughing of it (I was ROTFLOL though) because almost no one understood it it seems.
It's not fun to have to explain jokes, but here it is :
The guy asked the cook how he prepared the chicken, i.e. the recipe. But the cook understood how the chicken were prepared for death, and answered that he would just tell the chicken they were going to die.
Now if we didn't know we are going to die, do you think most of us would prepare for the Kingdom to come? In this jokes, we humans could be the chicken and the cook would be God. God prepares us for the Kingdom mainly because we are going to die... Got it?

 

[choop1212]

wow...it pretty funny

 

[loony]

good joke

 

[Tini]

 

[jesusfreak1991]

soothing yet funny

 

[Ehud7135]

lol, i loved it

 

[Loopi]

Lol, i love that tis super cool