Hi Everyone! This is hilarious! 
I found this on a message board.
Do you get bored at night? Next time you want to spice up your pizza night with some fun, try some of these suggestions when ordering your next home delivery pizza. Here are 50 ways to order Pizza:
1. Ask if you can get a pizza with just
crust, no toppings.
2. Call a delivery-only pizza store and
insist on "dining in."
3. Using a touch-tone, press random numbers
while ordering. Ask the person taking the
order to stop doing that.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we
never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Don't name the toppings you want - spell them out.
10. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
11. Stutter on the letter "p."
12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. Order "The Edge" from Little
Caesar's or a "Cheeser! Cheeser!" from Domino's
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation
you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
15. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
16. Start your order with "I'd like...". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
17. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99 please pull up to the first window."
18. Try to rent a pizza.
19. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
20. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound, and
make them do the same.
21. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
24. Play a sitar in the background.
25. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some
furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
26. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
27. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
28. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I?"
29. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
30. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
31. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask if these are
included in the pizza, that you are alergic to those ingredients.
32. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
33. Try to talk while drinking something. Gargle.
34. Start the call with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and...action!"
35. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
36. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
37. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
38. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
39. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
40. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
41. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No
mushrooms, please." Stick to this when repeating your order.
42. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change
it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
43 When they say "Will that be all?" snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
44. Ask how many animals were killed to make that pizza.
45. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background, and
yell alot, make them yell back at you.
46. Order a steamed pizza.
47. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of
day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up. Repeat every hour.
48. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "The last guy let me do it."
49. Order in a differant language, and when they get the management,
speak english and act like you don't know what the problem is.
50. Ask for a cup of water to go with it.
Gee......I'm gonna have to try some of these!
I found this on a message board.
Do you get bored at night? Next time you want to spice up your pizza night with some fun, try some of these suggestions when ordering your next home delivery pizza. Here are 50 ways to order Pizza:
1. Ask if you can get a pizza with just
crust, no toppings.
2. Call a delivery-only pizza store and
insist on "dining in."
3. Using a touch-tone, press random numbers
while ordering. Ask the person taking the
order to stop doing that.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we
never had this conversation."
6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.
7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.
8. Tell them to put the crust on top this time.
9. Don't name the toppings you want - spell them out.
10. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread."
11. Stutter on the letter "p."
12. Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g. Order "The Edge" from Little
Caesar's or a "Cheeser! Cheeser!" from Domino's
13. Change your accent every three seconds.
14. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation
you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper.
15. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?"
16. Start your order with "I'd like...". A little later, slap yourself and say "No, I don't."
17. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99 please pull up to the first window."
18. Try to rent a pizza.
19. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
20. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound, and
make them do the same.
21. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs.
22. Imitate the order taker's voice.
23. When they say "What would you like?" say, "Huh? Oh, you mean now."
24. Play a sitar in the background.
25. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some
furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her.
26. Order a slice, not a whole pizza.
27. Shout "I'm through with men/women! Send me a dozen of your best, Gaston!"
28. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I?"
29. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again.
30. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."
31. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask if these are
included in the pizza, that you are alergic to those ingredients.
32. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
33. Try to talk while drinking something. Gargle.
34. Start the call with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and...action!"
35. Ask if the pizza is organically grown.
36. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time."
37. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry."
38. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
39. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.
40. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.
41. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No
mushrooms, please." Stick to this when repeating your order.
42. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change
it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"
43 When they say "Will that be all?" snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?"
44. Ask how many animals were killed to make that pizza.
45. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background, and
yell alot, make them yell back at you.
46. Order a steamed pizza.
47. Get taker's name. Later, call exactly on the hour to say, "This is your (time of
day) wake-up call, So-and-so." Hang up. Repeat every hour.
48. If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, "The last guy let me do it."
49. Order in a differant language, and when they get the management,
speak english and act like you don't know what the problem is.
50. Ask for a cup of water to go with it.
Gee......I'm gonna have to try some of these!
