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How to get to heaven....

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A Sunday school leader was talking to his group of children and he asked them all... "If I sold all my possessions, my house, my car EVERYTHING! And gave all my money to the church and to charity.......would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" screamed all the youngsters in reply...

"Well how about if I always kept my house tidy, always washed the car, always helped the old lady across the road, kept my garden clean and tidy.... would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" screamed all the children again in reply....

"Well.... how about if I gave money to the poor and candy to every child... will that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" ranted the kids all frustratedly...

"So what do I have to do to get into heaven?" He asks the children.... One little boy stands up at the back and says.... "You have to be dead!"


Heehee!