how to bathe a cat

[donnyjoseph]

I forgot to say be carefull when you bathe your cat it can get wild

 

[stonythorn]

That was Cute. I am A cat lover and even I realised that was a joke (or at least I hope. But now I'm interested in the "How To Pill a Cat". All of you should visit "bonsaikitty.com". Just don't take it seriously!!!

 

[HesMyAll]

When my sister and I were children, she decided to give her kitty a bath. I decided to watch her and if it worked out alright, maybe I would give my kitty a bath also. Well...no way! That cat clawed a trail up one side of my sister and down the other as soon as she was put into the water.
Anybody who bathes a cat is much braver than I!

 

[LadyBird]

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash
and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside
where he will dry himself.


Sincerely, The DOG

LOL that is hilarious! I have never seen that before. My mom and I bathed my sisters cat. We wrapped him up in a towel with his head poking out of it and put him in the bathroom sink and splashed water all over him. He was crying and meowing and just ready to scratch us to death. It's a good thing he was in that towel or else I might not have eyes...

 

[Kathy]

1st you better wear a suit of armor....then go ahead and bathe your cat....