How many CF members does it take to change a light bulb?

[bekkilyn]

Saw this in a facebook group I'm in for diamond painting and thought I'd post it here, though I changed group, fb, etc. to reflect CF.

Q: How many CF members does it take to change light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's "watch thread" at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up and announce they are taking their dogs for a walk.

 

[LaSorcia]

1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.

There's always that thread rezzer!

 

[Petros2015]

49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)

48 if you count me. I'm worth 2 of those

 

[Petros2015]

You still need 1 at the end to say "Let there be Light!" before you flip the switch. I'll take that one if no one's called it

 

[Sophrosyne]

You forgot adding 5 that think heavy bulbs or flower bulbs are better for the environment.

 

[Michie]

Haha!

 

[Vesper_Jaye✝️]

10 more to argue about whether lightbulbs are biblical. (God didn’t use lightbulbs!)

 

[prodromos]

1 Orthodox poster to say, "we still use candles"

 

[Sophrosyne]

10 more to argue about whether lightbulbs are biblical. (God didn’t use lightbulbs!)

Or how few calories that they really have?

 

[Petros2015]

Someone to post this vid...

 

[sunshineforJesus]

There's always that thread rezzer!

yup btw I love your christian animal crossing avatar.Where did you find it?

 

[klutedavid]

Saw this in a facebook group I'm in for diamond painting and thought I'd post it here, though I changed group, fb, etc. to reflect CF.

Q: How many CF members does it take to change light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's "watch thread" at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up and announce they are taking their dogs for a walk.

3 We only use the Incandescent light bulb, the true light bulb. The new energy saving light bulb changes the light.

 

[Sophrosyne]

You know why CF members are smiling when someone steals their light bulbs?
Because they are de-lighted.

 

[mama2one]

10 more to argue about whether lightbulbs are biblical. (God didn’t use lightbulbs!)

and three to post the Bible verse Genesis 1:3


3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

 

[Gregory Thompson]

40 to insist that we use the Thomas Edison original, the light of the sun was captured especially by these light bulbs, they are the only ones that will do.

 

[Gregory Thompson]

29 to point out that the light bulb will turn on, on it's own, if it's mean to.

 

[ChristServant]

Saw this in a facebook group I'm in for diamond painting and thought I'd post it here, though I changed group, fb, etc. to reflect CF.

Q: How many CF members does it take to change light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's "watch thread" at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up and announce they are taking their dogs for a walk.

An amusing post that made me smile but at the same time gives me a sad heart. This depicts the situation of the church as it stands today, even on how to live a Godly life.

We seem to live in a time where divisions and strife are becoming normal.

As Christians we are told;

For where there are envy, strife, and divisions among you, are you not carnal and behaving like mere men?

12Therefore, as the elect of God, holy and beloved, put on tender mercies, kindness, humility, meekness, longsuffering; 13bearing with one another, and forgiving one another, if anyone has a complaint against another; even as Christ forgave you, so you also must do. 14But above all these things put on love, which is the bond of perfection.

Peace be to all those in the Body of Christ.

 

[LaSorcia]

yup btw I love your christian animal crossing avatar.Where did you find it?

It's from my own game.

 

[Petros2015]

It's from my own game.

Looks like you are winning

 

[BNR32FAN]

Saw this in a facebook group I'm in for diamond painting and thought I'd post it here, though I changed group, fb, etc. to reflect CF.

Q: How many CF members does it take to change light bulb ?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.
6 to argue over whether it's 'lightbulb' or 'light bulb'.
Another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid.
22 to tell THOSE 6 to stop being jerks.
5 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is 'lamp'.
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that 'light bulb' is perfectly correct.
49 to post memes and gifs (several are of Michael Jackson eating popcorn with the words added, “I’m just here for the comments.”)
19 to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a light bulb group.
11 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant here.
24 to discuss the merits of LED/swirly fluorescent light bulbs
44 to claim LED and fluorescent bulbs will kill you.
12 to post F.
8 to ask what F means.
7 to post 'Following' but there's "watch thread" at the top right that means you don't have to.
15 to say "can't share"
2 to reply "can't share from a closed group"
36 People to post pics of their own light bulbs.
15 People to post "I can't see S$%^!" and use their own light bulbs.
6 to report the post or PM an admin because someone said "f÷×$"
4 to say "Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?".
13 to say "Do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs".
5 admins to ban the light bulb posters who took it all too seriously.
1 late arrival to comment on the original post 6 months later and start it all over again.
20 to give up and announce they are taking their dogs for a walk.

Show me in the scriptures where Jesus or the apostles changed a light bulb!!