Last girlfriend I had she asked me if I loved her, I replied "like a toothache.
I am actually afraid I will meet the right person because then I will no longer be single.
If there is one thing I can not stand is being told what to do. If I want to wake up on Saturday morning and lay on the couch all day watching college football or westerns then I will but I do not want somebody standing there telling me to get dressed and go mow the lawn.
I also can not stand somebody telling me they are board and they want to go out. Will go out I say but I don't have to go with you. I have worked hard all week and want to rest. How about you do 6 twelve hour days and then come home and have somebody tell you that you want to go out. I swear, you cant live with them and you cant kill them.
Do I want to meet the right person? Yes, so I can scream in their face to leave me alone and go away.