How does that make you feel?

[DrBob]

psychotic because DOGS DON"T TALK!

when you're in the doghouse?

 

[Starcradle]

Dog's don't talk?! I guess you've never met Clifford, the big red dog. He's my favorite, after my doodles, of course.

When I'm in the doghourse? I'm a lady, I'm never in there!

When your friend sticks her tongue out at you and says "Neener neener neener."

 

[DrBob]

hysterical

When a friend tries to murder you by making you laugh to death?

 

[Starcradle]

I'd feel it's one of the best ways to die.

When you make your friend smile a great deal?

 

[DrBob]

Like a disgrace to the National Association of Professional Pouters

When you're too new to CF to figure out what to do in a thread?

 

[Starcradle]

Post a million times a day until I get the hang of it.

When someone publicly serenades you.

 

[DrBob]

I'll tell you when and if it ever happens.

When you meet the President of an important national organization?

 

[Starcradle]

Unimpressed.

When you hear a strange noise right outside your door that won't stop.

 

[DrBob]

scared.

When you say something you regret?

 

[Starcradle]

Guilty, helpless, and desperately wishing I could take it back!

When you find a treasure amidst all the muck?

 

[DrBob]

Like a goldpanner in the old west

When you find out the goose does not lay golden eggs after all?

 

[Starcradle]

It makes me feel that he's adorable anyway. Who needs the golden eggs?

When you go to a pizza place and they've run out of cheese?

 

[DrBob]

I think Dunkin Donuts ran out of donut holes once too

Surprised!
Shocked!

when you go to a pizzeria that makes you bring your own cheese?

 

[Starcradle]

ROFL
Highly amused!

When figurative square pegs don't fit into figurative round holes?

 

[DrBob]

I figure that some people just figure too much. Sometimes I sits and thinks and sometimes I just sits.

When you can't get the song its a small small world out of your head...

 

[KristianJ]

Now it's in my head! Ah, there it goes.

When an announcement comes over the shopping mall PA that you've left the lights on in your car.

 

[psychoceramic]

angry at myself.

when you forgot to do something important

 

[Mitsuko]

stupid...


When someone points out your spelling mistakes

 

[-Z-]

amused

when something you have been anticipating is only 7 hours away

 

[Starcradle]

Excited.

When you discover what you've been anticipating doesn't come to pass?