LOL I read the OP last night but didn't have time to reply. I knew immediately what he was talking about. Does that mean I have a dirty mind?
Single Dude, I think it might be more helpful for you if you went to a different section of the forums with your question.
This forum is filled with other celibate and single people who would have trouble answering your question in a meaningful way, like alllivesmatter pointed out. Perhaps
Requests for Christian Advice would be a good place to try. You might have to be a little more blunt if you go there though.