"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its
good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm
going to tell you about both.
"The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one
block south and a slaughterhouse a block north."
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the
wind is blowing."
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good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm
going to tell you about both.
"The disadvantages are that there is a chemical plant one
block south and a slaughterhouse a block north."
"What are the advantages?" inquired the prospective buyer.
"The advantage is that you can always tell which way the
wind is blowing."
*******************************************************
Hi, my name is Mr. Humor. I like receiving and sharing clean jokes
If you have any clean jokes for me e-mail them to me through this forum. (first click my username at the top of this post. Then click e-mail: ) or send me a PM
If you want me to start sending you clean jokes, clean puns, or both. View clean jokes, clean puns, Christian Cartoons, Humorous Videos, and Humorous Pictures that I have collected, go to my Homepage through this fourm.
(first click my username at the top of this post. Then click Homepage: )
A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs 17:21