Hook me in 20 words or less

[sunstruckdream]

Many people have a theme song--a song that describes who they are. Mine just happens to be "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath.

Many people have a theme song -- a song that describes who they are. Mine just happens to be 'His Cheeseburger' by Mr. Lunt from VeggieTales.

 

[Twelve]

Many people have a theme song -- a song that describes who they are. Mine just happens to be 'His Cheeseburger' by Mr. Lunt from VeggieTales.

lol. That song's great.

Ever wonder what blind people see? Well you shouldn't, lest you find out for yourself.

 

[Lessien]

Many people have a theme song -- a song that describes who they are. Mine just happens to be 'His Cheeseburger' by Mr. Lunt from VeggieTales.

ROFL!!!

In that same vein....

Many people have a theme song--a song that describes who they are. Mine just happens to be "I Love My Lips."

and....

Funny, but it takes meeting a guy who doesn't have one to make you realize just how much you appreciate your nose.

 

[sunstruckdream]

ROFL!!!

Haha, thanks! Just couldn't resist

It was officially official - I was the least girly girl on the cheerleading squad.
And I take that as a compliment.

 

[Lessien]

I live on candy canes and eggnog. No, I'm not a Christmas elf.

 

[sunstruckdream]

I live on candy canes and eggnog. No, I'm not a Christmas elf.

I live on candy canes and eggnog. Yup - I'm a Christmas elf.


Okay, Lessien, I swear I'm done spoofing yours now =p Sorry!...

 

[Fin1234]

"No way Jen I'm not going in their!" he screeched "and give me the keys to the damn handcuffs!"

Aha only joking, lets try something darker.


"The lights pulsating now, the whole room vibrating to a heartbeat, the wheezing breath of the house became rapid and frantic"

I enjoy writing horror.

 

[MrBF1V3]

"Madam, I know you think she can sing," he said. "But your daughter makes the strangest sounds I've ever heard."


B5

 

[ExistencePrecedesEssence]

As I looked through her glassy eyes I wondered what would happen when it was my time to die.

 

[sunstruckdream]

I could scream no longer.

 

[Tinkerbell33]

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[Tinkerbell33]

Something was behind her, she could almost feel, almost smell its heavy, fetid breath. Every bone and muscle in her body felt stiff but her mind was alert with fear.

 

[Tinkerbell33]

oops it was over 20 words.

 

[Thunderring]

The wind howled and the trees payed homage to the one who created them as the figure slinked along.

 

[Netbug009]

Spinning out of control was not a good way to start the day.

 

[Lessien]

Funny. I want to write more serious fantasy, but all the opening lines I have are funny ones....

 

[happyfreak14]

just for the record, four meters above the ground and falling fast is not a good place to wake up.

 

[TexasBluebonnet]

She ran a hand over the cold marble tombstone; muffled sobs escaped her lips. "Come back to me, my love".

 

[sunstruckdream]

Once upon a time, I was dead.

 

[Lessien]

"Once upon a time. The end."

That's how Grandpa always told his stories.