Hijack this thread (2)

[TreeOfLife]

lol that is me so I guess I have the parachute and you have the plane seems fair to me.

Isn't this a nifty neato pilots hat? Wanna try it on? Here, I'll hold your parachute for you while you try on the hat.......

 

[psalms 91]

Isn't this a nifty neato pilots hat? Wanna try it on? Here, I'll hold your parachute for you while you try on the hat.......

I dont think so as i kick the autopilot off and the plane goes into a dive which pins you to your seat and i open the door and jump. However did forget to take the class on packing parachutes properly, oops

 

[akasmom]

well, that killed this thread!

 

[Dee235]

Yeah, looks like it.

 

[akasmom]

AAAAAHHHHHH
RUN ...

IT"S ALIVE!!!!
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[Optimax]

I won a contest American Airlines put on called "Pilot for a day". How hard can it be?

For those of us who did not win the contest, we stayed at a holiday inn express and can not only fly the plane, we fly the helicopter and do a rodeo clown.

 

[TheGloryisHere]

Isn't this a nifty neato pilots hat? Wanna try it on? Here, I'll hold your parachute for you while you try on the hat.......

uh oh... he's gonna take your chute!!

 

[TheGloryisHere]

I dont think so as i kick the autopilot off and the plane goes into a dive which pins you to your seat and i open the door and jump. However did forget to take the class on packing parachutes properly, oops

LOL

 

[TheGloryisHere]

I won a contest American Airlines put on called "Pilot for a day". How hard can it be?

Um.. Jesse said, "I can ALMOST land an airplane!!"

And KC said, Jesse... that's crashing....

 

[TheGloryisHere]

And speaking of sausages, Mary Poppins and I got to talking about the FUNNIEST thing, but luckily, this Lunesta sleeping pill is doing a number on my memory, so I can't recall. I just know it was quite inappropriate and shocking.

How's that for a hijack?

You know Mary Poppins???? And she carries a gun?? hummmmmmm....... Must be a different Mary Poppins than I know. Does she have a flying umbrella?? Gotta have a flying umbrella, what with all the talk of falling without a chute and all.

 

[TheGloryisHere]

Jimmy Dean sausages turn gray in the water when you first cook them. Really kinda gross looking.



(I'm serious...when it comes to hijacking, yall are a bunch of losers.)

Heyy, now she's posting the answers to the riddles in here, only this may have been posted a while back...

losers???? Humm... Glory hauls HisGirl off to the slapping forum and slaps her with ten feathers.

Disclaimer: HisGirl, you have been not only hyjacked but abducted. LOL

Speaking of abducted... Do you know twice in one or two days recently the mods abducted me???? Yep... I was posting in a forum, and the next think I knew, I wasn't in the spirit filled section anymore. I had been abducted!!! They moved the forum with me still in it!!! I'm telling ya. Ya cant' trust them thar sneaky mods... And then... right when you think it's safe to go back in the water... I mean, the forums, it happened again!!!

I mysteriously found myself in the Dreams and Visions fourm! We arent' in Kansas anymore Toe-Toe! I was transported across the city by someone on the staff!!! For freeeeeeeeeeee... No charge. Then, I had to find my way back home to here. LOL

Yep, there you have it folks. My abduction story. Think it will make the CF newspapers?? Think anyone would believe it?? Think I'm silly... oh.. yaah... I am... *ahem*

 

[TheGloryisHere]

If SOMEBODY took the time to read the INSTRUCTIONS you would see that you're supposed to add 1/4 cup water to the skillet, cook them on high till the water boils off, THEN turn it to medium and brown on all sides.

And since I'm a perfect cook, I naturally cooked them to perfection per the instructions.

Yuck water logged sausages. Nooo, you cook them in oil! heehee, it's own oil in a stick free skillet. Then, they come out crispy somewhat like bacon, and not water logged. *looks at HisGirl*.

Oh oops. forgot to add that you slice them like wagon wheels. Don't just toss them in there whole iffen you expecting them to come out really yummy.

 

[akasmom]

I like my oatmeal with lots of brown sugar and cinnamon. Just a splash of milk.

 

[foadle]

Goes well with honey and a touch of coconut too

 

[akasmom]

or dates and walnuts, chopped fine

 

[TheGloryisHere]

I like my oatmeal with lots of brown sugar and cinnamon. Just a splash of milk.

I like hot rice with butter and sugar like you would eat oatmeal but without the milk because it makes it cold.

 

[akasmom]

Of course, there's aways grits but I like those with crumbled bacon & cheese.

 

[Dee235]

I like a nice cuppa with Lemon meringue - especially from Mugg & Bean.

 

[Dee235]

I was just sitting here wondering if hijacking isn't dangerous ... hope no one is violent in this thread, although then when you have a look at some of the previous post... well you wonder.

 

[foadle]

I was just sitting here wondering if hijacking isn't dangerous ... hope no one is violent in this thread, although then when you have a look at some of the previous post... well you wonder.

To know how violent they can be you should check out the old slap thread