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JaelWasWickedCool

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maynard: jeeeesus, oh jeeeesus, where aarrreee you?? i said i found you, but i lost you again! snap! i'm THE worst seeker ever!
Jesus: dude, c'mon. i'm not that hard to find if you'd actually look!

(surely someone else thought this too after looking at "maynard has found jesus?".....or maybe not....)
 

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it was 5 in the morning! everything's funny when you've been up all night. though, honestly, i still kind of think it's funny. oh, and while i'm at it, what's not to get? there was that thread about maynard (the lead singer of tool) "finding" jesus, but it was just an april fool's joke, so he didn't really find jesus. it reminded me of playing hide & seek when the seeker (person looking for the people hiding!) says they see the hider, but they're just b.s.ing and don't really see them! wheeeee.

anyway, i totally give your mom an F for being even lamer than this thread.
 
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musicPhan#41 said:
i give your mom's face an F for being so flippin ugly.

oooh diss!

and jacob-thetheory, i've got a word for you that starts with a B (and it's the B-word that's more boy-oriented, not the girl one!)! just because you're such a nice guy!

and the moral of all of this is, next time i think i have anything vaguely funny to say, i'll remember that i have a wretchedly awful sense of humor, so i won't say it!
 
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JaelWasWickedCool said:
oooh diss!

and jacob-thetheory, i've got a word for you that starts with a B (and it's the B-word that's more boy-oriented, not the girl one!)! just because you're such a nice guy!

and the moral of all of this is, next time i think i have anything vaguely funny to say, i'll remember that i have a wretchedly awful sense of humor, so i won't say it!

well, you COULD do that.....OR:

you could go ahead and post it anyway, knowing that at least a few of us in here will actually get the joke.
 
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