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Thanks sheila.

well, after applying the cream to my ANUS. i believe your idea to be the better bet, and boy did i feel absolved afterwards, except one thing, it clogged me up???? :confused:

so anyway, just to clarify. the cream didnt werk, and i still believe in things written in 10 thousand year old books :doh:

Thanks for your time though.
 
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Sheila75

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Dear Blakeh,

I appreciate that you have taken my advice but I am afraid to inform you that the application was actually meant to ONLY be applied in the Urethra if you are a muslim like myself.

Im sorry that I gave bad advice and my negligence may cost me my 72 virgins.

The only Cure for clogging that i know of it to fetch a penknife and open the big blade and slowly pry the blade down the Head of the penis to scrape it out. This actually worked for a friend of mine, so it should work for you to.

Thx again.
 
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Blakeh

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oh boy.. a penknife?? i was going to use a toothpick (smaller.. less chance of cut) but if a penknife worked for your friend.. how can i not?!?

also.. to the owners of this LAGGY FORUM.. a quote from todays preacher.

"jesus died for you.. and u still wont upgrade the server this [wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth][wash my mouth] forum is on"
:amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen::amen:

p.s. i HAVE been to soul survivor.. some DUDE called "mike" (in a poncho) gave me bad advise... for 3 days.
 
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Dear Blakeh,

Yes a tooth pick wont do as its volume and width won't enable you to get a good scrape, admittedly my friend did say it hurt at first but on the second go he was fine with it ( pain killers set in).

I wish you the best of luck.

Thx

PS- I 100% agree that the forum server is very choppy and is currentlly offending my god. something should be done about this immediately.
 
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