Help Wanted

[toad_ster]

On Tue, 22 Feb 2000 23:36:49 Todd Royer wrote: the other day I was waiting at a drive-through and the thought crossed my mind that being a Christian isn't a part time job, but a full time job. It is something I knew but to put it in that term was kind of cool. I wanted to do something but didn’t know what until...tonight when I heard a sermon, which the speaker referred to God as boss and then it hit me.... It may still need a little work so feel free to email me to give me suggestions. HELP WANTED! Omnipresent, Omnipotent, Omniscient God looking for people to work for him IMMEDIETALY! No experience necessary...will not be down due to age, sex, color, prior criminal history, past work experience, Can not be turned down for anything! The pay isn't in earthly value, but it is worth it. How does eternity in Heaven sound? The benefits: Grace, mercy, love, joy and peace. Requirements: Read the Bible and pray everyday. If you miss a day/week/month you will not get fired, God will still allow you to work for him. But you MUST allow Him to do so; he will work with you, if you will work with Him. This is the opportunity of a lifetime...do not like a single moment pass you by, please, please, please if you are interested in working for God act now and not a moment later, the rest of eternity depends on it. People should act and express themselves as if God is always watching them. Must try and recruit as many people as possible. This job will not be an easy one. You will have temptation and be persecuted by our competition. But do not lead astray. If ever you feel like you are being tempted or persecuted come to God IMMEDIETALY! You should not attempt to take on these matters on your own hands. God will help and guide you through any situation. He is there for you...ALWAYS! He says, I will never leave you or forsake you. If you have any questions before making your final decision there are many people who would love to help. Contact a local minister; if you know someone who already works for God talk to them...they will assist you. When you are ready to make that decision call God, day or night 24 hours a day 7 days a week...tell him you are interested in Him being your Boss, and take control of your life. You need to tell Him that you are a sinner, and that you are sorry. Tell him that you cannot do it without Him. The next thing you need to do is pick up a copy of His manual...you can do so by going by any Christian Bookstore and say you need a Bible. They know what you would be talking about. After that find a church, you can ask the people at the Bookstore for help...or look in the phone directory. You do not need to stay at the first church you go to...ask God to lead you to the right Church. Find people who like you, fellowship with them. If you are interested please take the proper action ASAP...for like I said before your eternity depends on it.

 

[Blessed-one]

yes! i like that line "a copy of His manuel".
It IS an essential manuel, isn't it?