Help me, I want a baby.

[YoungMary]

Hi, I'm 14 and my friend told me about Mary. I decided to be Christian so I could be just like Mary. I want to have a baby boy that I can name Jesus at a young age just like Mary. My parents said that the stork doesn't deliver you the baby until they know you can take care of it. What is the address of the storks house so I can tell them that I'm ready?

 

[DarkCloud]

Hi. I don't think you can be just like Mary. I think Mary was unique. Suppose, for example, that there were two marries, call them M1 and M2. Then the Bible implies that M1 = M2, which is to say Mary is unique. Sorry for going off on a tangent there, but I needed to make that clear. As my second point, there is not a stork. That bird species just doesn't exist except in myths like Dumbo. I don't want to explain the gory details so as to not violate your parents' wishes, as they obviously do not want you to know them yet. But to answer your question, there is no stork house. Babies are made in a different way, if you go to the zoo or watch the national geographic channel you might see how.

 

[seamonster]

I'm pretty sure her post was a joke....

 

[OrangeHope]

are you for real.....? i hope it was a joke too

 

[navygirl]

I don't want to burst your bubble but I think you trully need to care for a newborn like infant for a full 24 hours to get the real invisionments of caring for one. Then go and plan all you would need for your child to see the costs. A child isn't cheap to care for. Nor is it cheap to have.