Is this satire? You have the Evolution did it group and the God did it group. Either way it is case closed and end of discussion?Evolutiondidit. Case closed.
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Is this satire? You have the Evolution did it group and the God did it group. Either way it is case closed and end of discussion?Evolutiondidit. Case closed.
Don't worry, my theory needs a bit work. Watch this space.
Is it because it only takes 84 days and not 84 million years?
P.S. I seriously cannot believe I am having this discussion with someone that is trying to debate evolution versus creationism.
Do you honestly believe he's trying to "debate"? People like this are either trying to convince themselves, or others. This guy isn't "debating"; he just needs to feel like he's right.
Yes. I was lightheartedly poking fun at AV's catchphrase, "The Bible says it, that settles it", or something to that effect.Is this satire?
Why indeed. However, our fused chromosome is not the sole genetic difference between us and the great apes. I'm not sure what, if anything this fusion did to human phylogeny, but there is evidence that human intelligence is related to that particular chromosome. Coincidence? Serendipity? Who knows...Hey, getting back on topic, humans are way way ahead of the monkeys and apes and other types of monkeys, even though us human are supposed to have the same A1, A2, A3 ancestors. All the others have monkey brains, literally. Us humans can manufacture and use computers and stuff. How come we're the only intelligent ones? Smells fishy to me.
Why would fusing of a chromosome or two make such an enormous difference to a monkey?
Is this supposed to be a scientific theory, or a layman's? Because there is a difference.
Who cares?Must be a layman's theory, yeah, 'cause I'm not a full-on scientist 'cause I don't get paid to be one. Darwin was a layman, wasn't he? Wasn't he trained to be a pastor, but couldn't get a job so he set sail on a ship using his Daddy's money?
Who cares?
No one ever set sail on a ship using their inheritance money?
I've heard rumors that Mr. Darwin wasn't saved, but that he got saved on his deathbed.I certainly don't. Care that is.
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