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[chris12345]

hello i wANT TO SAY HI I LIVE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM AND I AM HERE TO EXPRESS MY VIEWS AND WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HI I HAVE BEEN BROWSING THE SITE FOR A WHILE NOW AND THINK IT IS GREAT I AM NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE TO POST MESSAGES LIKE THIS OR NOT THOUGH BUT HEY WELL ALL MAKE MISTAKES LOL

 

[chris12345]

oh sh*t im sorry i didnt realise i put my post in near enough all capitals i feel really stupid now i just want to say sorry before anybody reads this how could i be such an idiot in my first post i wanted it to be just right but i mesed up really badly you must all hate me now for using capitals im really really sorry

 

[constance]

Hi - don't worry, anything is cute if you do it with a UK accent. Welcome to the boards!

Constance

 

[theend0218]

Welcome! Please jump in and join the fun. Peace to you.

 

[Vigil]

hello i wANT TO SAY HI I LIVE IN THE UNITED KINGDOM AND I AM HERE TO EXPRESS MY VIEWS AND WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HI I HAVE BEEN BROWSING THE SITE FOR A WHILE NOW AND THINK IT IS GREAT I AM NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE RIGHT PLACE TO POST MESSAGES LIKE THIS OR NOT THOUGH BUT HEY WELL ALL MAKE MISTAKES LOL

Great to have you ! and welcome.

Just one tiny favor. use some lowercase letters in your posts.

And, Nahh, No one hates you for that.

God Bless
Vigil.

 

[holo]

We are forgiving and longsuffering, so we'll accept it if you fall into capslocking sometimes. However, if you don't repent and turn it off, our grace is out!

 

[constance]

Hey holo - what is that you are eating and don't you ever get tired of chewing? Makes my jaw hurt!

Constance

 

[holo]

Not sure what it is, actually. Maybe a dry sausage, which would explain the neverending chewing.

 

[constance]

Is that really you? It's a neat Avatar.

Constance

 

[holo]

It's not me. I'm much prettier than him.

 

[constance]

Hehe. I am glad for you, but I think he is cute.

Constance

 

[holo]

So, on to your avatar... been sucking on a lemon, have we?

 

[visionary]

It is the glasses... at least I hope there is glasses... hate for the fact that they were empty eye sockets.

 

[Strong in Him]

Hi Chris and welcome,

Don't worry, we all make mistakes at some point or another. I've been here for 3 months and I'm still finding my way around. Hope you enjoy posting on here.

 

[constance]

Mock NOT the avatar!

Black! Black like my SOOOOUL!

Heheh

She is Fanny Crosby, a blind hymn-writer who I like very much. Very inspirational. Died about 1915.

Constance

 

[CaDan]

Mock NOT the avatar!

Black! Black like my SOOOOUL!

Heheh

She is Fanny Crosby, a blind hymn-writer who I like very much. Very inspirational. Died about 1915.

Constance

And here I thought you were the only Christian member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy!

 

[constance]

Be nice, or I will vex you by burning some fish guts.
(Can you tell I have been reading Tobit?)

Constance

 

[CaDan]

Be nice, or I will vex you by burning some fish guts.
(Can you tell I have been reading Tobit?)

Constance

But, but, but! The plain black cross! You CAN'T read Tobit!

There once was a demon Asmodeus,
Who found Sarah's chamber commodious.
But smoking fish gut
sent him choking triste strut,
And now I smell something quite odious.

 

[constance]

But, but, but! The plain black cross! You CAN'T read Tobit!

There once was a demon Asmodeus,
Who found Sarah's chamber commodious.
But smoking fish gut
sent him choking triste strut,
And now I smell something quite odious.

AHAhahahAHAHAHA! That's hilarious!

I thought maybe you wrote it, so I googled it...then I found this mega-hilarious web site. I may never read the Bible for myself again.
http://bibledudes.com/apocrypha/tobit.php

Sorry BibleDudes, that smell would be me. I'm a fish gall bladder, and you might say that I'm the real hero of the Book of Tobit. You see, it all started one day when the fish for which I formerly stored bile was swimming in the Tigris River, and this angel dude Raphael, a.k.a. Azarias, with the young man Tobias...

Thanks, CaDan, you always aspire me to new heights.

Constance