A man dies, he was a good man in life and held to many of the christian ideals of acceptance and love but had never actually been a christian. When he gets to the proverbial Pearly Gates, God looks at his life and says.
"Well, you were a good person BUT you didn't believe in me or Jesus so I can't just let you in, but I don't want to condemn you either. I'll tell you what, spend a day in Heaven and a day in Hell and then you can decide where you want to be"
Well this sounds like a GREAT deal so it is accepted.
The day in heaven consists of flying around, singing songs praising God and generally having a fairly neat but boring time.
The day in Hell involves, sunbaking, playing Strip Poker with really REALLY hot babes with breasts that were just the right size for this guy to apreciate (and happend to be REALLY bad at poker) etc etc etc
Well, the day of decision arives and God askes
"So, where do you want to be?"
The response
"Sorry God, but Hell is WAY cooler than Heaven I mean everything fun was there so I guess I'll be seeing you"
God shrugs and turns away sadened, Satan appears with a look of sadistic glee on his face.
Hell again, but his time it is Fire and Brimstone and eternal tourture and whatever.
"Wait a minuite, what happened to Strip Poker and and and EVERYTHING?" askes our poor fool.
"Ahh" responds the devil, "THAT was the visitors lounge"
"Well, you were a good person BUT you didn't believe in me or Jesus so I can't just let you in, but I don't want to condemn you either. I'll tell you what, spend a day in Heaven and a day in Hell and then you can decide where you want to be"
Well this sounds like a GREAT deal so it is accepted.
The day in heaven consists of flying around, singing songs praising God and generally having a fairly neat but boring time.
The day in Hell involves, sunbaking, playing Strip Poker with really REALLY hot babes with breasts that were just the right size for this guy to apreciate (and happend to be REALLY bad at poker) etc etc etc
Well, the day of decision arives and God askes
"So, where do you want to be?"
The response
"Sorry God, but Hell is WAY cooler than Heaven I mean everything fun was there so I guess I'll be seeing you"
God shrugs and turns away sadened, Satan appears with a look of sadistic glee on his face.
Hell again, but his time it is Fire and Brimstone and eternal tourture and whatever.
"Wait a minuite, what happened to Strip Poker and and and EVERYTHING?" askes our poor fool.
"Ahh" responds the devil, "THAT was the visitors lounge"
