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HEATHEN: The Objects of GOD'S Wrath?

cantata

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Or if your intent is to give yourself a martyr complex (because neither non-Christians nor your fellow Christians agree with your interpretation), then by all means go ahead. Just don't be put out when you see all of us riff-raff in heaven with you. :p

Hahaha oh boy, if there is a heaven I would love to see the look on his face...
 
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Just tell them, once you've had Stan, you'll never want flange


I am confused. Isn't a flange the pointy bit on the side of an arrow head? Why would anyone want flange? How does this fit into getting into the pile of lesbians? Please tell, I am eager to convert...I can even supply my own jam.
 
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Once again SoF you have shown why people should rebel against God, he is a petty tyrant that condemns everyone and offers no pardons.

Might as well party while we can. :)

*Goes off to find willing women*
 
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So let's say I start an ant farm and choose some ants to keep in great conditions and others to rip the legs off of and burn with a magnifying glass.

What does that say about me?

First of all, it says I'm an evil, sadistic pervert that enjoys the suffering of sentient beings.

Secondly it says that my 'glory', 'enjoyment' and 'sovreignty' are so pathetic that I have to act them out in a sphere much below my own on beings much below me in a lifetime much shorter than mine.

If he's so great, why does he have to prove it? Why is he so insecure that he has to create a whole universe to 'show his glory'?

God is clearly an evil, pathetic loser. Like the kid who can't make any friends of his own age or in his own league so tries to convince younger kids that he's cool. I guess the other gods make fun of him in the playground so he has to create things and have power over them just to make him feel good.

Interesting that his psychological profile is much the same as a bully, wifebeater, rapist or mass murderer.

I laugh in the face of your pathetic excuse for a god, and will continue to do so even if he tries to put me in hell. No suffering could be worse than prostrating myself before that loser.
 
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Geez.

I've read through all 5 pages of this thread and...and...I thought it was going to be SOF's attack on Pagans. Because we ALL know Pagans are the worst of the heathen lot. ;)

I mean... we recognize MORE than one deity, we use Tarot cards and scrying mirrors, we play with Weapons like athames and magick wands, we burn incense and candles, and wear pentacles. Some of us even do our religious rituals IN THE NUDE and dance around fires in the woods *gasp* We also practice magick and cast spells.

:cry: :cry: :cry:

I feel SOOOO left out.
 
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I am confused. Isn't a flange the pointy bit on the side of an arrow head? Why would anyone want flange? How does this fit into getting into the pile of lesbians? Please tell, I am eager to convert...I can even supply my own jam.

Slang for the vagina. Who knows why?

You want to be a male lesbian, eh? Like Eddie Izzard!
 
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It's sad and frightening that for some people religion is little more than a rabid revenge fantasy.
ShieldofFaith, if heaven is indeed true, I can picture you being someone who, on arrival, starts hissing and cursing at God for not following your interpretation of the Bible.
 
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No.

All mortal life has a purpose. Read the passage again.

[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Helvetica]20 But indeed, O man, who are you to reply against God? Will the thing formed say to him who formed it, "Why have you made me like this?" 21 Does not the potter have power over the clay, from the same lump to make one vessel for honor and another for dishonor? 22 What if God, wanting to show His wrath and to make His power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath prepared for destruction, 23 and that He might make known the riches of His glory on the vessels of mercy, which He had prepared beforehand for glory, --Romans 9[/FONT]

[FONT=Arial, Geneva, Helvetica]The potter? The clay? GOD is the potter. We are the clay. All are vessels. Everyone on this earth has a purpose. Even if it is just to sweep a street... ect..[/FONT]

to quote from Crank: "Nice to know my death can be of some ****ing use to you. But you don't have to be so ****ing calm about it."

Seriously, does it make you feel good knowing you wont burn with the rest of us wretches? Will you sing and dance your creators praises as you thank him that you happened to be arbirarily chosen for an eternity of luxury instead of burning flames? I do hope you at least have a sense of comfort as you live with your mass murdering sociopath of a god.
 
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The Christian God in my opinion is a reflection of society at large..In Human Society there's people who love others and reach out to help people, there's people who are sort of apethetic and don't really care about others, and there's people who actively seek to harm anyone different from them and who feel alot of hatered and anger. And some people manifest a combination of these emtions and actions in their lifetime. The Christian God, in my view, is a mixture of all of these when you look at the conflicting bible passages, because some scripture says he's loving while other's says he's vengeful, and lots of stuff in between.
 
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I am a "Heathen" though i prefer Pagan, and I don't feel any wrath of any god upon me.

Oh, I prefer to be called a Pagan as well. OTOH, I know that if I (and others) embrace the term "heathen" it'll get "certain people" all riled up because they'll realize *I* don't get offended to the nth degree the way that they do over every stinking little thing it seems, judging from the PMs I've been receiving.
 
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Oh, I prefer to be called a Pagan as well. OTOH, I know that if I (and others) embrace the term "heathen" it'll get "certain people" all riled up because they'll realize *I* don't get offended to the nth degree the way that they do over every stinking little thing it seems, judging from the PMs I've been receiving.
I like heathen, although heretic is better.:cool:
 
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